Things you can tell your food but not your date.

desertSNOUT

I'm so gonna eat you.

MexicanOsmosis

I'm so gonna eat you.

Who says you can't tell your date that?

whierd

If you can't tell your date that, you're dating the wrong sort of girl.


"Mmm...I love it pink and warm." Wait...nvm

desertSNOUT

*horrified gasp*



Also: My you look oily!

SuperSlamJam

I propose a slight variation: Things you can SAY ABOUT your food but not your date.


"Well, that tasted terrible."

desertSNOUT

1 medium-rare steak coming up!

1PatientBear

If you can't tell your date that, you're dating the wrong sort of girl.

This

whierd

"This could use some sriracha."

"I love that seared crust!"

"It is a little tough to chew."

desertSNOUT

( how do you post pics? )

*Gordon Ramsey voice*

ITS RAW!!!!!

Ed98043

That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?

SweetLilyR

Please don't be vanilla!

SuperSlamJam

"Ick, take it back!"

MaryJane_8810002

That did not live up to my expectations

desertSNOUT

That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?

Hahahahahaha

whierd

"That certainly wasn't worth $10."

"Ugh, that tasted so strong it made my nose water."

Dunkirk

You make me want to throw up

GetSoda

I think this fish has spoiled.

JoAnn3189

It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once

whierd

It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once

You wouldn't tell your date that?

snazzyjazzy21

No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.