Things you can tell your food but not your date.

JoAnn3189

Your sauce is lumpy.

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Ed98043

It's too rich for me.

DrBorkBork

I've been known to say "Dirty, sexy bacon."
does that count? I don't think I could talk dirty to anyone (not even hubs. It just sounds so lame).

"Pie. It fills the cracks of the heart. Go away pain..." -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop

JoAnn3189

If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.

desertSNOUT

If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.

We will be dining with plastic utensils

PeanutButterLuver

Ewwwww! There's a hair in it.

JoAnn3189

I'm down with finger food lol

x311Tifa

That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?

Ok, definitely made me laugh!

laserturkey

My mom's is better...

LMAO at this

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whierd

"I can't believe you want me to eat all of that..."

JoAnn3189

I like BIG meat. You can keep your 3oz'er.

Jewlz280

Is it suppose to be that color?

arathena720

I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.

arathena720

Let me get that plastic bag out of your *kitten*.

arathena720

I'm going to shove stuffing up your *kitten* and tie your legs together.

arathena720

I think I'll heat you in oil until you pop.

theoriginaljayne

My mom's is better...

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JuantonBliss

Hey....can I eat peas off of you?

Seriously, I've tried that and everyone gets weirded out by it :sad: IT'S JUST FOOD PEOPLE!!!!

desertSNOUT

I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.

Oh my!!

latenitelucy

You're too brown. I'm gonna scrape that off with a butter knife.

You're TOO hot