Things you can tell your food but not your date.
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"I can't believe you want me to eat all of that..."0
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I like BIG meat. You can keep your 3oz'er.0
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Is it suppose to be that color?0
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I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.0
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Let me get that plastic bag out of your *kitten*.0
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I'm going to shove stuffing up your *kitten* and tie your legs together.0
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I think I'll heat you in oil until you pop.0
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My mom's is better...
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Hey....can I eat peas off of you?
Seriously, I've tried that and everyone gets weirded out by it :sad: IT'S JUST FOOD PEOPLE!!!!0 -
I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.
Oh my!!0 -
You're too brown. I'm gonna scrape that off with a butter knife.
You're TOO hot0
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