Things you can tell your food but not your date.

whierd · September 2013

"I can't believe you want me to eat all of that..."

JoAnn3189 · September 2013

I like BIG meat. You can keep your 3oz'er.

Jewlz280 · September 2013

Is it suppose to be that color?

arathena720 · September 2013

I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.

arathena720 · September 2013

Let me get that plastic bag out of your *kitten*.

arathena720 · September 2013

I'm going to shove stuffing up your *kitten* and tie your legs together.

arathena720 · September 2013

I think I'll heat you in oil until you pop.

theoriginaljayne · September 2013

My mom's is better...

/thread

JuantonBliss · September 2013

Hey....can I eat peas off of you?

Seriously, I've tried that and everyone gets weirded out by it :sad: IT'S JUST FOOD PEOPLE!!!!

desertSNOUT · September 2013

I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.

Oh my!!

latenitelucy · September 2013

You're too brown. I'm gonna scrape that off with a butter knife.

You're TOO hot

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