Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    this is hard!!!

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    Well played.

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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Only 3?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Only 3?

    Or more if you like :wink:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    1) i'm not really a french model
    2) i'm not really an astronaut
    3) i'm not really a burro
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.

    Haha, right? In retrospect, this might be why I choose to be so open...just so I don't get caught in a lie.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    3) i'm not really a burro

    This one stings the most :sad:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    this is hard!!!

    Yeah. I had trouble too.

    There are pills for that.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    I am a girl
    I am French Canadian
    And I do not live in my mother basemen


    Everything else is the truth
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.

    You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? I :heart: it.

    I meant had. It was a typo.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    I lie by omission almost every time I don't call someone stupid.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    My diary is closed, I have nothing to lie about.

    Amen, sista!

    Oh, and:

    1.) I never eat anything after I've said I'm done for the day.
    2.) Maybe, just maybe, I put an extra minute or two on my exercise posts.............maybe.
    3.) I eat CLEAN! hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.

    You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? I :heart: it.

    I meant had. It was a typo.

    I know. :flowerforyou:
  • WhoHa42
    WhoHa42 Posts: 1,270 Member
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    1. That I'm White
    2. That I'm taller than 4'5"
    3. That I'm not Wisi
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
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    I'm not whoha
    I'm shorter than 7ft
    im straight
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    1. i have no idea why you're not losing..everyone eats an entire cake everyday..don't worry
    2. I will never post my weight ever..and may fib about it if asked
    3. I more hold back then lie..
  • ewartluft
    ewartluft Posts: 79 Member
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    1. I count my morning tea as water...it's made with water, right?
    2. Most of the time I don't weigh my food, I just guesstimate.
    3. Once in a while, if I'm pretty sure I'll go over for the day, I "forget" to log some foods until after I've clicked the finished for the day button so that my home feed will still say that I was under my calorie goal. :embarassed:
  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
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    There are NO lies here........ This is the Internet

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    Bonjour!!!!!
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    1. That I like people.
    2. That I'm an *kitten*.
    3. That I hate people.

    Optional: That I'm 3.5" on a good day.
  • GenesisBates
    GenesisBates Posts: 4 Member
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    1. I always do every single exercise I log. (usually i do. not always)

    2. I sometimes sneak a nibble of things i dont log because i attempt to stay under my limit anyways, so i figure it equals itself out.

    3. I only weigh myself once a week. i actually weigh every day, i only plug it in to MFP once a week.

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