Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    2. Most of the time I don't weigh my food, I just guesstimate.

    I've been winging measurements for the last 960 days. I haven't died yet :drinker:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    this is hard!!!

    Yeah. I had trouble too.

    There are pills for that.

    The pills are for the other problem. If the problem is it's hard, there are surgical procedures for that. Unfortunately, if you have that done, things will never be hard for you again without the use of a prosthetic device.
  • Misiaxcore
    Misiaxcore Posts: 659 Member
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    1. I like people
    2. I'm a people person
    3. People make me happy
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    Yeah I don't lie.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    1. That I like people.
    2. That I'm an *kitten*.
    3. That I hate people.

    Optional: That I'm 3.5" on a good day.

    ^^ close enough
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Yeah I don't lie.

    Never ever? So if you pop one jelly bean, you log it?
  • MsMimidoll
    MsMimidoll Posts: 249 Member
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    Yeah I don't lie.

    Never ever? So if you pop one jelly bean, you log it?
    mmmm jelly beans *drools* i havent had those in forever
    1. I usually lie about how much water I drank
    2. Im not really impressed about how many days youve logged on consistantly
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    2. Im not really impressed about how many days youve logged on consistantly

    What if I told you today was my 960th day? Just curious.
  • MsMimidoll
    MsMimidoll Posts: 249 Member
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    2. Im not really impressed about how many days youve logged on consistantly

    What if I told you today was my 960th day? Just curious.
    lol ok, now THAT is impressive....but like 15 days? Not so much
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    2. Im not really impressed about how many days youve logged on consistantly

    What if I told you today was my 960th day? Just curious.
    lol ok, now THAT is impressive....but like 15 days? Not so much

    Haha, I thought that might shock you into saying yes! :laugh:
  • MsMimidoll
    MsMimidoll Posts: 249 Member
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    2. Im not really impressed about how many days youve logged on consistantly

    What if I told you today was my 960th day? Just curious.
    lol ok, now THAT is impressive....but like 15 days? Not so much

    Haha, I thought that might shock you into saying yes! :laugh:
    LOL nah, that you are committed and dedicated enough to log daily for going on 3 years?? Especially with what youve gone through?? Definitely impressed :-)
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    I don't lie intentionally, at least not often. It takes too much effort.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Everyone else already took the sarcastic funny ones....I'm out...ok just one

    1, I'm not looking for a random internet hookup...plz....just one anyone?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    1. That I like people.
    2. That I'm an *kitten*.
    3. That I hate people.

    Optional: That I'm 3.5" on a good day.

    ^^ close enough

    I know, 7", 3.5" it's all the same...
  • zenalasca
    zenalasca Posts: 563 Member
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    1. I dropped to 61 KG several weeks ago and have been hovering around 62-64 KG ever since, but haven't updated my weight.
    2. I guestimate stuff a lot cause I don't have a scale (luckily there are ways of finding out, and when I get it wrong I underestimate as well as overestimate so it seems to balance out)
    3. I often look at my friend's diaries and judgementally think to myself "WTF were they thinking eating that?" LOL
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
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    1) I tell people I'm 6'3 when in reality I'm 6'2.75 in height. To me, telling people I am 6'3 sounds sexier than saying 6'2.75. It's only 1/4 of a inch! >.>

    2) I tell people it's kinda cool working nights but other than getting off work and having the gym all to yourself in the mornings, and being able to be on MFP while at work, it's not. I miss out on a lot of interesting threads that end up being locked or deleted by the time I get on MFP, since I am asleep in the afternoon/evening and I miss out on tons of potential MFP friendships.

    *edit
    3) I thought of a 3rd! Those that are friends with me that can see my food diary, how I have it set up makes it look like I do 6 multiple meals a day but in reality I do a IF style of eating.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Ok...I have realized that I also lie about my weight sometimes. When I have a weigh in that is up, I do not log it unless it sticks around for a while. If you all MUST know, I am up 1/2 pound from my last logged weight, but it's nothing to stress about.
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
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    I'm pretty honest on here...what's the point in lying??
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I'm pretty honest on here...what's the point in lying??

    There isn't. That's the point of the thread. Notice most people pretty much indicated they only lie by omission of particular information. Of course this is the internet so probably everyone is even lying about their lies of omission. :flowerforyou:
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    My name is not Lucy...though it was a childhood nickname.

    Everything else I'm pretty straight with.

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