OMG I just got creeped on!

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  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    How about the classic: "Would you have sex with a total stranger?"
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    All women love creepers. Don't let them fool you, we loves us some uhtenshun.
    Right up until they send us stacks of p*bic hair wrapped in ribbons or a box full of heads.
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    Creeper women are 10X worse :mad:


    Unless they hot
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    How about the classic: "Would you have sex with a total stranger?"
    Well would you?
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  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    Creeper women are 10X worse :mad:


    Unless they hot
    Omg I love your muscles! Can I touch them? Do you have any history in your family of heart disease, diabeetus, or leprosy? Is one arm shorter than the other? No? Will you have my babies? I'm thinkiinnggg a June wedding.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    How about the classic: "Would you have sex with a total stranger?"

    ...I've heard that one...:huh:
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    How about the classic: "Would you have sex with a total stranger?"
    Well would you?
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    How about, noooo ;)
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    How about the classic: "Would you have sex with a total stranger?"
    Well would you?
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    How about, noooo ;)
    :sad: :brokenheart:
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    Introduce yourself first... :bigsmile:
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
    Introduce yourself first... :bigsmile:
    Hi, my name is Lumps. Would ye escort me to the boudoir for a session of rompy pompy?
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I had one on here it was too weird and had to block him.
    He was hinting at being a sperm donor (and not in the approved ways) because my husband and I can't have children naturally. My reply was if we decide to use a donor it will be through the doctors (and the proper way) not a random internet person. Weirdo!

    That's just disturbing! I didn't know such creepy things went on here and I really wish I didn't know now:frown:
  • joolywooly33
    joolywooly33 Posts: 421 Member
    Be careful they will be monitoring this post... :sick:
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
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    EVERYBODY on the internet is a creeper.





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  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    << Biggest creeper on MFP

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  • k2charmed4u
    k2charmed4u Posts: 282
    I had one on here it was too weird and had to block him.
    He was hinting at being a sperm donor (and not in the approved ways) because my husband and I can't have children naturally. My reply was if we decide to use a donor it will be through the doctors (and the proper way) not a random internet person. Weirdo!

    That's just disturbing! I didn't know such creepy things went on here and I really wish I didn't know now:frown:

    It really freaked me out to be honest. :sick:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I usually just creep and admit it.

    I creeped you. The orange cat is awesome.

    Can I borrow some money?
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Ask for money :P That should send them running.

    Really, the best way to get a guy to run, is to tell him how happy you are that he showed some interest. Tell him you have been looking for a father for your 5 children under the age of 3. The triplets are really getting to be more than one woman can handle now that they can walk. Then ask him if you need to rent a U-haul, or if he can come by in his pickup truck to help you get all moved in.

    LOL, this is funny! So is your ticker. (that's not me creeping though :-))

    S'alright. Like I said. Creep away. everyone. I don't mind. BTW, You don't look like any of the homeschooler moms that were in my homeschool support group.

    Lmao, we don't all wear bonnets :-) and I see you profile-creeped ;-)

    Bonnets?

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  • lucystacy71
    lucystacy71 Posts: 290 Member
    I've never had a creeper yet. I need to post more.

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