fat flush drink?

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  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    Or you can make your own. :laugh:

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I think the op is referring to a product called Alli. It will flush fat! true story. You people are so mean.
    Just save yourself the trouble to home remedies and get this. 100% guarantee you will literally see the fat being flushed.
    Cheers! :flowerforyou:

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Instead of "fat flush" do you mean something like a cleansing drink, like colon cleanse, or something that flushes toxins? I haven't personally done any of those, but I have a girlfriend who swears by various juice fasts and colon cleanses.

    I just farted. Does that count as colon cleanse?

    It depends. Are there toxins floating around you now?

    Judging by the smell, imma gonna say YES!

    ergo . . . COLON CLEANSE!

    Way to flush dem tokzins!

    Hum. . . business ideas?

    Of course, anyone within smelling distance will require a TOXIN BLOCKER. We'll be RICH!

    I reckon $19.99 for the TOXIN BLOCKER is reasonable, no?

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    Worth every penny.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Instead of "fat flush" do you mean something like a cleansing drink, like colon cleanse, or something that flushes toxins? I haven't personally done any of those, but I have a girlfriend who swears by various juice fasts and colon cleanses.

    I just farted. Does that count as colon cleanse?

    It depends. Are there toxins floating around you now?

    Judging by the smell, imma gonna say YES!

    ergo . . . COLON CLEANSE!

    Way to flush dem tokzins!

    Hum. . . business ideas?

    Of course, anyone within smelling distance will require a TOXIN BLOCKER. We'll be RICH!

    I reckon $19.99 for the TOXIN BLOCKER is reasonable, no?

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    We need to fancy that up a bit though. Maybe a shiny paint job with "TOXIN BLOCKER" written on it in bold letters. I'm pretty sure we can have them manufactured in China for a few pennies a piece, and throw an "organic" or "fat free" label on there for good measure.
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    Flush fat out? It's called exercise.

    Lol... hilarious reply!
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    WONDERING - have any MFP people ever tried one of those like cucumber/citrus infused water fat flushes??????? - you know, the drink thing - the ones you make yourself at home...i am NOT planning on doing the fat flush alone....I NEED FOOD! lol....just want to help kick a few extra pounds off...

    If you did try it -
    1. did it work?
    2. did it taste good?
    3. IF it worked, how much extra pounds did it help you lose?
    4. whether it worked or not, which recipe did you use? - I want to know the ones that worked and didn't work, so I can compare..

    THANK YOU!



    Nope, sorry. If one existed someone would be making a mint and we would all be thin.


    But, I'd recommend consistently eating at a deficit and not overestimating your burns. That's it, that's your magic bullet.