Polygamy: Looking for Three Husbands

Morninglory81

Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.

LOL I've used this exact analogy before!

There is a primer button for a reason.:laugh:

GorillaNJ

Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.

LOL I've used this exact analogy before!

There is a primer button for a reason.:laugh:

And a choke...:devil:

mike_ny

Good luck to you. It won't be easy to find the right three guys who aren't jerks and are mature enough emotionally to handle that kind of complexity in a relationship, or make that relationships. It's not that there aren't a lot of nice guys out there, but as I'm sure you already know, they kind of get lost in the crowd.

If I was a bit younger and wasn't already very happily married to a woman that I already don't deserve, I'd be tempted.

runs4zen

Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.

LOL I've used this exact analogy before!

There is a primer button for a reason.:laugh:

And a choke...:devil:

using the "choke" gets you your own episode on Dateline. :noway:

SkinnyFatAlbert

Do I get an expensive ring?

fbmandy55

Been there, done that.
Not worth the price of the t-shirt.

Now, if TLC would pay me to film My 5 Lesbian Wives (Me being the lead/Alpha)... well that might be interesting!!

For some reason, I think I would do much better with this than with 5 husbands...

ldrosophila

Do I get an expensive ring?

No a simple gold band, but your reward is in heaven for this is pleasing to God

jennyrebekka

that is a lot of sex

especially if they don't wanna cross swords

Don't cross the steams. It would be bad.

um......"bad"..?....or super fun?!

SkinnyFatAlbert

I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

So you're saying each husband only gets laid 1 week out of the month?? That would not fly in my house LOL

I would imagine it would be more like a tag team wrestling match... tag me in bro!

You mean like with cool masks and bright colored trunks? This deal sounds better and better by the minute!

CoachChrisD

You can have mine. :laugh:

Frees me up.

lol

sammniamii

Alot of sex, but otherwise I would end up killing one of them - I can barely live w/ the ONE hubs I have.... :indifferent: don't think I could do 3

lu1022

Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

lol I completely agree!

Monkey_Business

So TLC is coming out with a third polygamy show centering around a man with his multiple wives. I think, in the interest of equality, it is necessary to show this from the other perspective. As such, I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

I think this will be a good social experiment and am currently taking applications.

Back during my high and college days, we had a couple of female students practise for this.
They were always very "popular" with the rest of the boys :ohwell:

adrian_indy

Fine, but three husbands are the limit, after that you run out of sizable orifices.

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mustgetmuscles1

Alluminati

Do I get an expensive ring?

No. You get 3 expensive rings! And multiple presents and flowers and paychecks!

Then again ya gotta deal with lots of stinky socks, farts, and butt scratching too..

fbmandy55

I'd rather have three wives. Not BE a third wife.

Have three wives of my own. One to cook, one to clean. One to do kid stuff!

More realistically, I was thinking three wives to split those chores with, they aren't slaves after all......... and boobs.

mister_universe

that is a lot of sex

especially if they don't wanna cross swords

Don't cross the steams. It would be bad.

um......"bad"..?....or super fun?!

Depends on whether you're up for adding the Stay Puft guy as your fifth. Maybe he could be for cuddles after.

Jennisin1

that is a lot of sex

especially if they don't wanna cross swords

Don't cross the steams. It would be bad.

um......"bad"..?....or super fun?!

Depends on whether you're up for adding the Stay Puft guy as your fifth. Maybe he could be for cuddles after.

whoa, whoa, whoa.... I said three.. and I meant it... a girl can have only so many men folk running around before they turn on each other..

.... wait, what?

DBiddle69

Mines up for grabs, take him....please

Are you taking replacement applications?? :flowerforyou:

43932452

Why stop at three husband's, we women are full of libio!!

lithezebra

see it makes more sense for a woman to have multiple husbands. Although biologically there would be question of paternity and generally male mammals dont like raising offspring from competing males.

However, as a woman it would be adequate sex and financial security. We should create our own religion Church of Amazon Day Saints.

Hey. I have a friend who fought to get custody of a child fathered by the guy his ex wife was cheating with, when he found out the boy was thinking about suicide in response to Mom's crazy episodes. Humans are capable of loving beyond their genes.

Still1Workoutatatime

I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.

Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.

LOL @ the lawnmower analogy. ur doin it wrong.

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Still1Workoutatatime

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SweetLilyR

If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.

Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!

Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?


Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.


Don't worry I'll wait.

LOL I dont care about society I just want something in between refractory periods...G-d damn refractory

AMEN!!

beckhole69

Umm I can't think of anything worse.

RECowgill

see it makes more sense for a woman to have multiple husbands. Although biologically there would be question of paternity and generally male mammals dont like raising offspring from competing males.

However, as a woman it would be adequate sex and financial security. We should create our own religion Church of Amazon Day Saints.

Whatever! I can have sex 5 times a day, I need multiple women. :flowerforyou:

TheRealOrson

Gross.

Stirring some other dudes porridge all the time....no thanks Jeff. Good luck with that.

smantha32

So TLC is coming out with a third polygamy show centering around a man with his multiple wives. I think, in the interest of equality, it is necessary to show this from the other perspective. As such, I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

Way too much drama.