Men- what do you find irritating about women??

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  • When she says no.

    Dang, creepy.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Their lack of attraction towards me haha...
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    When they try to make my dog ride in the back seat.
  • caramelgyrlk
    caramelgyrlk Posts: 1,112 Member
    nagging.jpeg

    My dad ALWAYS said if you want to run a man right into another woman's arm, keep on nagging him. I guess there was some kind of trueness to it and not long after he left my nagging mother. Go figure.
  • The most irritating thing women do, beyond everything else by a billion miles, is their strict limit on how much they put out.
    You cannot dispute this.
    I know stuff.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    EVERYTHING.

    Except boobs, butt, and bang bang.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    When a woman calls having sex "sexy time"
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    When a woman calls having sex "sexy time"
    I call it f#cking.
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Their Hypergamy and women’s innate solipsism

    LOL!! Now, is this irritating or intimidating? :wink:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    nothing.
  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    When they ask questions such as "What do you find most irritating about women":wink:
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    A woman who stops nagging is a woman who doesnt care

    Beyond wrong, my ex wife nagged until the day she dumped me for a co-worker. I promise you she didn't care long before that happened.

    :laugh: that was funny, not the situation just the way you said it... I have never nagged I always seem to get men that nag... imagine that. lol
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    When we complain it's probably because we're hungry. Just feed us!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    When a woman calls having sex "sexy time"
    I call it f#cking.

    You, I like.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    When she says no.


    Sorry. I have a headache.
    Saying yes helps headaches, just FYI.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    AAARRGH! That "guessing game" that you play.

    Look. I'm a simple man. I deal in primary colours. There should be three channels on the TV. Alcohol consists of beer and whisky.

    When you're in an obviously bad mood and I ask you what's the matter, I want to hear:
    (a) "I'm just in a bad mood but it's nothing you've done", or
    (b) Tell me what I've done to put you in a bad mood.

    With (b), 99% of the time, I won't have a clue what I've done to put you in that bad mood.

    Other times, I might not even spot that you're in a bad mood.

    I'm a simple chap. Please just tell me straight.

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    Oh, and another thing. When you come to me with a problem, I *WILL* try and fix it. I *WILL* offer solutions and advice. Don't get pissed off at me when I do this.
  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    When we complain it's probably because we're hungry. Just feed us!
    :glasses:
    wanna carrot?
  • TeresaMarie46
    TeresaMarie46 Posts: 226 Member
    A woman who stops nagging is a woman who doesnt care

    ^^^THIS^^^ THIS^^^THIS^^^
  • DymonNdaRgh40
    DymonNdaRgh40 Posts: 661 Member
    When we complain it's probably because we're hungry. Just feed us!

    Agreed! This is my daughter all day long:laugh: