Kale is not healthy and should never be consumed...

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway?

I'm not providing evidence so pointing that out or asking for it is futile.
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  • romancefan1983
    romancefan1983 Posts: 88 Member
    LOL In for the laughs! :laugh: :smokin:
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    First the corn post .... now this. I'm waiting for the oatmeal is bad for you post.
  • Gearjammer71
    Gearjammer71 Posts: 151 Member
    I don't know this Kale, I don't know what he does.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Kale is amazing and you are a sorry suck-tastic LIAR!! :mad:
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Yeah, I'm not big on labeling food and what not...but if any food is "bad", it's kale.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Yeah, I'm not big on labeling food and what not...but any food is "bad", it's kale.

    QFT.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    When I worked at Wendy's we decorated the salad bar with big leaves of kale. Every night when we broke it down, we would take the kale and toss it into a bucket of ice water. The next morning we would put it back out.

    We kept those same kale leaves the whole time I worked there. Months.

    I don't believe in kale as a food. *shrug* sorry
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Also Nitrates...

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    I will make exceptions for...

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    and...

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    but not...

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  • leannerae40
    leannerae40 Posts: 200 Member
    So many people extolled Kale virtues that I tried it. It tasted like a rancid weed and I had to chew it for 72 hours. Then I had green stuck in my teeth. Uhhhmmm, NO. I'll stick with spinach, sauteed in olive oil and minced garlic. So good!
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    So many people extolled Kale virtues that I tried it. It tasted like a rancid weed and I had to chew it for 72 hours. Then I had green stuck in my teeth. Uhhhmmm, NO. I'll stick with spinach, sauteed in olive oil and minced garlic. So good!

    Ummm... yeah. Because no one has ever gotten spinach stuck in their teeth.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    Sounds legit enough. Thanks, I will continue to avoid it like the plague. :wink: Please make the same claim about cauliflower and Brussels sprouts.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Yeah, I'm not big on labeling food and what not...but any food is "bad", it's kale.

    QFT.

    AGREED!
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Kale is an acquired taste. But if you love it... then you love it!

    And that's all I got to say about that.

    Om nom nom! *munches on some kale*
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Isn't this one of those trendy new things for hipsters?
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Coconut oil is really bad for you too....I mean...we're all so deceived! Whole grains...Corn....Kale...

    We're not getting adequate lard into our diets! Now that is the real concern.
  • When I worked at Wendy's we decorated the salad bar with big leaves of kale. Every night when we broke it down, we would take the kale and toss it into a bucket of ice water. The next morning we would put it back out.

    We kept those same kale leaves the whole time I worked there. Months.

    I don't believe in kale as a food. *shrug* sorry

    LOL! I did the same thing when i worked the sald bar at Wendys when i was in high school! I've never actually eaten Kale so I can't speak on it.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    I think my taste buds are broken, cause it tastes fine to me.

    Try Spirulina in powder form. Like a big ass scoop of it right down the hatch.

    You will be begging for some kale.
  • First the corn post .... now this. I'm waiting for the oatmeal is bad for you post.

    ^^ Haha, my thoughts exactly!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Green = mold. No one should eat green things.
  • StheK
    StheK Posts: 443 Member
    When I worked at Wendy's we decorated the salad bar with big leaves of kale. Every night when we broke it down, we would take the kale and toss it into a bucket of ice water. The next morning we would put it back out.

    We kept those same kale leaves the whole time I worked there. Months.

    I don't believe in kale as a food. *shrug* sorry

    Yet another reason I'm delighted to have never ever not even once eaten at Wendy's. As if I needed another reason!
  • zclark13
    zclark13 Posts: 135 Member
    This whole thread TOTALLY made my afternoon! Thanks!
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    To hell with kale!!
  • I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i came in to argue with the OP's premise... i am leaving because he's 100% correct.

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  • I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.

    not true.

    Rosie O'Donnell is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

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  • I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.

    not true.

    Rosie O'Donnell is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

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    Ah, true. The Trump-Battling Whale is a sure contender for the anti-Viagra award.
    However we don't eat Rosie! Only desperate junkies do. :sick: