Kale is not healthy and should never be consumed...

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  • StheK
    StheK Posts: 443 Member
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    When I worked at Wendy's we decorated the salad bar with big leaves of kale. Every night when we broke it down, we would take the kale and toss it into a bucket of ice water. The next morning we would put it back out.

    We kept those same kale leaves the whole time I worked there. Months.

    I don't believe in kale as a food. *shrug* sorry

    Yet another reason I'm delighted to have never ever not even once eaten at Wendy's. As if I needed another reason!
  • zclark13
    zclark13 Posts: 135 Member
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    This whole thread TOTALLY made my afternoon! Thanks!
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1087989-how-your-kale-habit-is-slowly-destroying-your-health
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
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    To hell with kale!!
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
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    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    i came in to argue with the OP's premise... i am leaving because he's 100% correct.

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  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
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    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.

    not true.

    Rosie O'Donnell is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

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  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
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    I ate a gram of kale and got AIDS. Then I ate a can of corn to soften the pain, and it paralysed me from the chin down, thus becoming Christopher AIDS Reeve 2.0
    But then I stopped eating gluten and I became a VS model.
    Oh no! Was the corn GMO or organic?
    GMO obviously! GMO's are the leading cause in erectile dysfunction.

    not true.

    Rosie O'Donnell is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction.

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    Ah, true. The Trump-Battling Whale is a sure contender for the anti-Viagra award.
    However we don't eat Rosie! Only desperate junkies do. :sick:
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Kale is DELICIOUS.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!

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  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
    As someone who's worked in many restaurants... you're doing great if only the kale is germy. :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Coconut oil is really bad for you too....I mean...we're all so deceived! Whole grains...Corn....Kale...

    We're not getting adequate lard into our diets! Now that is the real concern.

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    I'm not a fan of raw kale. Too much chewing. But I do love me some kale chips.
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
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    I kept reading about how it was so awesome as kale chips and "OMG totes better than potato chips!" Eleventy!

    Yeah, no. No to infinity and beyond.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I kept reading about how it was so awesome as kale chips and "OMG totes better than potato chips!" Eleventy!

    Yeah, no. No to infinity and beyond.

    Better than potato chips??? No.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
    As someone who's worked in many restaurants... you're doing great if only the kale is germy. :tongue:

    lalalalala Not listening lalalala (going out for dinner tonight)
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    Also Nitrates...

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    I will make exceptions for...

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    and...

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    but not...

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    pretty much this.

    I've tried kale in two forms (chip and raw I think) and it was disgusting- I can't get it- I don't get it. I think the only time I had it and it didn't taste like *kitten* was when it was blended up in a smoothie.

    I'd rather eat bacon. nommy nommy bacon.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,353 Member
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    Kale is used to fatten lizards. I don't want to eat anything that is used to FATTEN something else.

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