YOU KNOW TOM IS ON HIS WAY WHEN....

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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You follow up your lunchtime slim-fast cookie dough bar with not one but two bacon avocado and tomato on sourdough sammiches...BAM! (This thread is dedicated to dav.)
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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    why didn't you put LADIES ONLY on it?!?!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    ...he calls and is like "Baby, I'm on my way over."
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    mah bewbz hurt

    seriously, that's the only warning I get

    the emotional, anxiety powered roller coaster that makes my BF question my sanity comes later
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I don't understand. Is this like a Tom Cruise joke?
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    why didn't you put LADIES ONLY on it?!?!
    because then the dedicatee would not be able to enter.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Myspace is finally shut down?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I don't understand. Is this like a Tom Cruise joke?
    Awwww that's okay honey...with a handle like that all you need to do is stand upright there and look pretty.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I freak out at everything anyone says to me! :tongue:

    I apologize to those that have experienced this... you know who you are. :flowerforyou:
  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member
    Myspace is finally shut down?
    Just had to go there didn't cha....


    Do Tom and Bob hang out together?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
    big shoes you say?
  • Archive972
    Archive972 Posts: 12
    Y'all are dirty.....................lol I love it!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Myspace is finally shut down?
    Yes...myspace is about to be shut down for 3-5 days.
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    I get the dropsies. :grumble:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    220px-Tom_Anderson_Photo.jpg
  • nurit1979
    nurit1979 Posts: 88 Member
    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.

    lol nice!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
    big shoes you say?

    yeah, they're big...but mine are huge...

    big+shoe.JPG
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    dropsies? no comprenay.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Y'all are dirty.....................lol I love it!

    no...you haven't seen dirty yet....

    trust me
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    dropsies? no comprenay.

    it's an old medical slang term for edema....

    originated in the UK
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    220px-Tom_Anderson_Photo.jpg

    Caption: "I can make you bleed!"
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    I buy packages of Halloween candy... and... they disappear... somehow...
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    I get more frequent texts from the wife and they are not friendly.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
    big shoes you say?

    yeah, they're big...but mine are huge...

    big+shoe.JPG
    poidh
  • KMasz
    KMasz Posts: 2,719 Member
    ...I get to the last row of pills on my bc. Honestly no other signs/warnings/changes happen to me. It's great.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I get more frequent texts from the wife and they are not friendly.
    probably the number one factor in my husband getting rid of his cell phone. easier than asking me for mine i guess.
  • TribeHokie
    TribeHokie Posts: 711 Member
    when the roomie gets hers. I never believed in cycles syncing up until I moved in with her.
  • michellechawner
    michellechawner Posts: 892
    Funny TOM is a womanly issue, yet you are saying it is a man... " TOM IS ON HIS WAY WHEN...."

    All I do is eat chocolate for about 2 days. anything with chocolate. Breakfast, noon, dinner, chocolate!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ...I get to the last row of pills on my bc. Honestly no other signs/warnings/changes happen to me. It's great.
    oh give it time ya caulky lil whippersnapper....i used to say all that two. now its hide yo sammiches!
  • mabbzie
    mabbzie Posts: 161 Member
    I eat everything. EVERYTHING.

    That cereal going stale in the back of the cupboard? Gone. Those popsicles that have been sitting in the freezer for a year and are now incased in solid ice? Gone.

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