Learn What it means to "Eat Dirty"

TheSlorax

I of course love this post and am not sure why it's in chit chat as it's a thousand times more useful than 95% of the other bs that's posted on these forums.

but um. y u have asparagus as a no no food???? asparagus is delicious. I vote for lima beans to take its place

I can give one reason...

Stink stank stunk

I thought the smelly pee was a myth

NOT a myth. Never EVER eat asparagus within 36 hours before anticipated conjugal relations. Unless your significant other really has a thing for week-old dead fish.

been there done that. never had complaints. maybe I didn't eat enough of it or i truly am a special snowflake. I like option #2.

I vaguely remember that not everyone has the gene that makes asparagus pee...

...so yes, it could be a special snowflake situation...

...but I could be completely making that up. Either way, I'm too lazy to google it.

I just googled and scientists are undecided whether I lack the genes to produce the smell or if I just am unable to smell it. given my, ahem, past positive feedback even after eating it I believe I am the former. i am a special snowflake. science says so!

Scientists did not diagnose you themselves so to say that is your specific condition because "science" is invalid. Self-diagnosing =/= fact. If you really want answers, I suggest you talk to your doctor and get tests done.

um but I googled and the sites all said i must be special. i dont think i need any tests. they were a lot like my paleo, clean eating, carbs are the devil sites so I'm pretty sure they were legit.

whierd

I prefer to eat clean, but I enjoy getting dirty doing it.

PikaKnight

I prefer to eat clean, but I enjoy getting dirty doing it.

Giggity

whitebalance

I of course love this post and am not sure why it's in chit chat as it's a thousand times more useful than 95% of the other bs that's posted on these forums.

but um. y u have asparagus as a no no food???? asparagus is delicious. I vote for lima beans to take its place

I can give one reason...

Stink stank stunk

I thought the smelly pee was a myth

NOT a myth. Never EVER eat asparagus within 36 hours before anticipated conjugal relations. Unless your significant other really has a thing for week-old dead fish.

been there done that. never had complaints. maybe I didn't eat enough of it or i truly am a special snowflake. I like option #2.

I vaguely remember that not everyone has the gene that makes asparagus pee...

...so yes, it could be a special snowflake situation...

...but I could be completely making that up. Either way, I'm too lazy to google it.

I just googled and scientists are undecided whether I lack the genes to produce the smell or if I just am unable to smell it. given my, ahem, past positive feedback even after eating it I believe I am the former. i am a special snowflake. science says so!

Scientists did not diagnose you themselves so to say that is your specific condition because "science" is invalid. Self-diagnosing =/= fact. If you really want answers, I suggest you talk to your doctor and get tests done.

um but I googled and the sites all said i must be special. i dont think i need any tests. they were a lot like my paleo, clean eating, carbs are the devil sites so I'm pretty sure they were legit.

GAWD! It's such a simple formula: Asparagus in, smelly pee out. Why does everyone have to think science doesn't apply to them?
(hayley: Lucky you! :drinker: )

ryry_

I prefer to eat clean, but I enjoy getting dirty doing it.

Not your best work mon frere...You didn't even attempt to hide the sexual innuendo with this one.

NonnyMary

ewww how can you eat black licorice? and ewww double ewww black licorice on an apple? ewwww how can you enjoy that?

ewww !!!! just ewww!!!

marvybells

I understand putting black licorice as a banned food, but brussel sprouts with bacon is nom worthy.

oh hell yeah. thats one of my favorite dishes.

KayLasMack

Glad you cleared that up!!! I've never been fond of eating out of the trash. Lol.:laugh:

AmyJMadison

No, eating dirty is also known as tossing salad.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA... too funny

bennysammysofie

My calls it eating dirty when she hasn't showered and...you know...

BrainyBurro

Glad you cleared that up!!! I've never been fond of eating out of the trash. Lol.:laugh:

what about eclairs?

whierd

My calls it eating dirty when she hasn't showered and...you know...

Eff that, a shower is a requirement.