I hate you

1PatientBear

You're lazy
You spend too much time on MFP
You don't work out enough
You eat like crap
You troll the forums
You run too slow
You run too fast
You like "cauliflower bread sticks"
You are a friend collector
You didn't accept my friend request
You didn't send me boobie pics


You suck.

djeffreys10

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

1PatientBear

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

TL;DR

djeffreys10

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

TL;DR

I will assume you meant DNR

Cliffs: You suck

TheSlorax

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

I have no idea what you just said but I see a lot of big words and I'm into that.

MNA76

Awww...I hate you too. Let's snuggle.

rml_16

I've long ago accepted my suckage.

But at least I know the diffeence between lose and loose and that's a start.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I just came to snuggle.

wjstoj

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

You with your big words, and your, your small difficult words

EatClean_WashUrNuts

I just came to snuggle.

I just came

salladeve

Huh??? I'm really confused...... that is way too many words for little me to read.... simple terms please..... I'm too tired from my 5 hour workout to even try to understand......

Excuse_less

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

You with your big words, and your, your small difficult words

Now that's funny !!

Diary_Queen

I just came to snuggle.

I just came

aww, is that what i stepped in.... you gotta wipe down the machines when you're done with them. MFP forum etiquette, right?

1PatientBear

I just came to snuggle.

I just came

*tosses you a towel*

clean it up

Mutant13

I see nothing wrong with collecting subjects.... Friends.

Coraddy

To djeffreys10,
Is your response based on this post alone?

1PatientBear

To djeffreys10,
Is your response based on this post alone?

He's just grumpy. He needs a hug. Will you give him one? I don't want to because he smells bad.

kdaxon

I havent shown anyone my bewbs tho.

TemperedMan

Is it necessary for me to write a witty comment to participate in the snuggling and the comming? I hope not. Sometimes its nice if I can just not snuggle.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I just came to snuggle.

I just came

my snuggles are pretty amazingly hot. You're welcome.

Rays_Wife

Why you gotta be so mean???

djeffreys10

I just came to snuggle.

I just came

Excuse_less

I havent shown anyone my bewbs tho.

Pfffttt..................what's this world coming to !!

whierd

I am pretty sure that the OP was directed at me specifically. I already told you that all you are getting is my junk, no boobie pics.

sheenarama

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."

Albert Einstein > this guy

Cliffslosinit

This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

TL;DR

I will assume you meant DNR

Cliffs: You suck

What the hell did I do!?

KeViN_v2pt0

You're lazy
You spend too much time on MFP
You don't work out enough
You eat like crap
You troll the forums
You run too slow
You run too fast
You like "cauliflower bread sticks"
You are a friend collector
You didn't accept my friend request
You didn't send me boobie pics


You suck.

djeffreys10

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."

Albert Einstein > this guy

Reading > this chick

Cliffs: You suck

Cliffslosinit

I see nothing wrong with collecting subjects.... Friends.

We should be friends, you have pretty eyes, what cologne does your daddy wear?

RachelX04

let the fireworks begin

Melissa22G

I prefer to snuggle braless- is this okay?