I hate you

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  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
    I am pretty sure that the OP was directed at me specifically. I already told you that all you are getting is my junk, no boobie pics. :angry:

    Hey!! Where's my junk pics!? How come you haven't sent any to me!? :grumble:
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    IN for whatever i need to be in for.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I havent shown anyone my bewbs tho. =)

    I am here to fill out an application....
  • sandikegz
    sandikegz Posts: 66
    Huh??? I'm really confused...... that is way too many words for little me to read.... simple terms please..... I'm too tired from my 5 hour workout to even try to understand......

    Yeah, I don't get it? wth?
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    IN for whatever i need to be in for.

    Apparently .............wheirds junk.........braless snuggling.............fireworks..........and angry people !
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    Hmmmm...sounds like some issues here..quit standing in front of the mirror...
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I see nothing wrong with collecting subjects.... Friends.

    We should be friends, you have pretty eyes, what cologne does your daddy wear?

    He isn't around...

    (Read- KaChing!)
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    IN for whatever i need to be in for.
    Bacon, always InForBacon.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Wow, OP, you're a meanie. I hope you poop your pants.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I see nothing wrong with collecting subjects.... Friends.

    We should be friends, you have pretty eyes, what cologne does your daddy wear?

    He isn't around...

    (Read- KaChing!)

    Aaaw come here *gives hug* there, there.:flowerforyou:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I prefer to snuggle braless- is this okay?

    QFT

    And I have the pics to prove it!!!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    I prefer to snuggle braless- is this okay?

    QFT

    And I have the pics to prove it!!!

    You're not supposed to show anyone our special pictures!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am pretty sure that the OP was directed at me specifically. I already told you that all you are getting is my junk, no boobie pics. :angry:

    Hey!! Where's my junk pics!? How come you haven't sent any to me!? :grumble:

    I have like 5 times already!!
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I just came to snuggle.
    I just came

    ANOTHER reason we are friends! :love:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care—a large enough number to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that PatientBear's eulogists take for granted.

    PatientBear expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice he believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. PatientBear truly doesn't want us choosing to set the record straight.

    PatientBear's premise (that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him feature simplistic answers to complex problems) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. PatientBear uses this disguised morality to support his complaints, thereby making his argument self-refuting. A volage-brained mentality and an obscene sense of boosterism create fertile soil for anal-retentive puzzleheaded-types to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. That's the sort of statement that some people insist is incoherent but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because I have to laugh when he says that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. Where in the world did he get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bumptious than PatientBear. In short, PatientBear's repressive pleas have done much to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on fatuitous gnosticism. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to foster mutual understanding.

    Awful lot of words for saying absolutely nothing....maybe you are hangry? :flowerforyou:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I just came to snuggle.
    I just came

    ANOTHER reason we are friends! :love:

    Are you saying you don't like the bonus snuggle package?
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I prefer to snuggle braless- is this okay?

    QFT

    And I have the pics to prove it!!!

    You're not supposed to show anyone our special pictures!

    I'm not sharing honey

    Although, I am going to make a collage for my bedroom

    but otherwise, nope, not sharing
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to take up the all-encompassing challenge of freedom, justice, equality, and the pursuit of life with full dignity. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care— . blah. . .blah . .
    ...

    ... blah . blah..

    (look at how many words-of-the-day I know)

    ... blah blah blah

    .. (more nonsensical blather). .

    .. blah. .

    the end.

    ^^ simplified it for everyone. .
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I just came to snuggle.
    I just came



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  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    You're lazy
    You spend too much time on MFP
    You don't work out enough
    You eat like crap
    You troll the forums
    You run too slow
    You run too fast
    You like "cauliflower bread sticks"
    You are a friend collector
    You didn't accept my friend request
    You didn't send me boobie pics


    You suck.
    Let's get naked and snuggle
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    I'll just leave this here.
    gifbacon.gif
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Bacon?? Braless snuggling?? Best.Thread.Ever!! :drinker:
  • Camera_BagintheUK
    Camera_BagintheUK Posts: 707 Member
    I'm just too old for all this. I'm going to make a cup of tea.
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    In for bacon and boobs.
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    In for bacon and junk....yup..got my priorities straight :bigsmile:
  • Vandy_Land
    Vandy_Land Posts: 18 Member
    You're lazy
    You spend too much time on MFP
    You don't work out enough
    You eat like crap
    You troll the forums
    You run too slow
    You run too fast
    You like "cauliflower bread sticks"
    You are a friend collector
    You didn't accept my friend request
    You didn't send me boobie pics


    You suck.


    I hate you so hard!! Lets get naked and make bad choices
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    In for bacon and junk....yup..got my priorities straight :bigsmile:

    Is that the order you want it in> I usually don't serve breakfast till morning...
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    What a grumpy bear!
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    I hate a lot of people too..is that right? Am i wrong? I am too sleepy and jibberish :yawn:
  • TemperedMan
    TemperedMan Posts: 11
    I hate a lot of people too..is that right? Am i wrong? I am too sleepy and jibberish :yawn:

    you need snuggled

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