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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Pigs will eat anything. Including a dead body.

    Remember that show on HBO, Deadwood? The pigs on that show lived on a steady diet of human meat!!

    I freakin loved Deadwood
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Just by reading this sentence, you will begin breathing manually.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.

    Don't go sticking that thing in a computer now....
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.

    Don't go sticking that thing in a computer now....
    Wouldn't want to get a virus...
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.

    Don't go sticking that thing in a computer now....
    Wouldn't want to get a virus...

    Yep! TTD (technologically transmitted diseases) require anti-viral protection!
  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.

    Don't go sticking that thing in a computer now....
    Wouldn't want to get a virus...

    Thanks. Downloading just took on a whole new meaning....
  • ElsaVonMarmalade
    ElsaVonMarmalade Posts: 154 Member
    Are there people who do not have a giant stack of magazines and catalogs that they never get to? Mail will forever keep me from being bored. (Plus all the magazines I pick up at the checkout stand to read in my imaginary hours of free time.)

    Here's a joke for you:

    What's red and invisible?

    No tomatoes.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    The average sperm contains 37.5 mb of information. The average male ejaculation equates to a data transfer of 1,500 TB.

    Which makes my meatstick a flashdrive.

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    lolololololol

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