Finally...Paleo Water!

Acg67

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

Mutant13

I'll only drink the water that I can squeeze out of my steak.

The_Enginerd

I thought Paleo water would be more like this...

Wetcoaster

Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

"want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

Alluminati

yeah, son!

brower47

Wouldn't paleo water only come from really old ice packs?



Btw, that looks like the scariest stream ever. And chilly but definitely paleo.

Ang108

I only drink water that has been gathered at dawn after a Blue Moon by virgin elves riding on purple crystal unicorn to keep their feet from touching the ground to avoid contamination. And for a mere 13.95 I was able to get an extra flask of pee of unicorn yearlings, because it has a special enzyme that speeds up weight loss. All I have to do is add as many drops of unicorn urine as I have years to the magic water, wait for the next full moon and then drink it at the exact hour of my birth minus 27 minutes. I know it sounds weird....but IT WORKS ! Especially if one sends the offer of the special water to seven friends in the next seven minutes. Yes, I am so happy, because I have lost two pounds in six month with this method .

rjmudlax13

Yeah, cuz the cavemen drank water that clear.

judyde

Isn't that the caveman from the GEICO commercials?

judyde

Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

"want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

Wow, I was sure this was a joke! Thanks for the link. I have a friend following a paleo diet. <sigh>

init2fitit

I'll only drink the water that I can squeeze out of my steak.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. I laughed so hard, a person outside my window began to laugh too.

Tessyloowhoo

no caveman on it?.... def not paleo

misssiri

Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

"want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

Acg67 beat you to it and you both beat me. I was just going to post the same.

darrensurrey

I imagined paleo water would be like beef stock.

Jestinia

I see that it's totally unprocessed after you process it.

But can you also purchase it with the bacterial and other digestive issue causing upgrade just like my ancestors?

The spewing at both ends diet has been highly successful for weight loss in the past, despite the side effects of hallucinations often involving deities that may or may not (but probably don't) exist.

Akimajuktuq

Oh Acg67, I wish you would stop with the Paleo bashing already.

But just to clarify: any product labelled "Paleo" probably is NOT Paleo. Yes, Paleo products are ridiculous. So is your continuous attack on a very healthy way to eat. Cuz it's so illogical that what one eats determines health at all. Yup. Whatever.

Akimajuktuq

Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

"want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

Wow, I was sure this was a joke! Thanks for the link. I have a friend following a paleo diet. <sigh>

Yeah, and they are feeling sorry for YOU. <sigh>

PikaKnight

Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

"want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

Wow, I was sure this was a joke! Thanks for the link. I have a friend following a paleo diet. <sigh>

Yeah, and they are feeling sorry for YOU. <sigh>

Feeling a little sensitive about the paleo water? Do you already have it?

Mr_Bad_Example

Paleo Water = dinosaur piss

Acg67

Oh Acg67, I wish you would stop with the Paleo bashing already.

But just to clarify: any product labelled "Paleo" probably is NOT Paleo. Yes, Paleo products are ridiculous. So is your continuous attack on a very healthy way to eat. Cuz it's so illogical that what one eats determines health at all. Yup. Whatever.

Totally bashed the Paleo diet, got me red handed. Also where did I state it's illogical that what one eats determines one's health? Oh yeah more baseless claims from a paleo adherent, shocking

MercenaryNoetic26

:laugh: No way, Jose :laugh:

stinkypoopy

I want someone to explain to me how ridiculously weakly buffered water lowers heavily buffered and regulated bodily pH?

By being both alkaline and containing hydrogen ions.

That advertisement was obviously written by someone without knowledge of basic chemistry. Idiots.

SnicciFit

Oh thank goodness! I haven't been drinking ANY water since "going paleo", but now that this product is available, I can start drinking water again.

MUALaurenClark

*facepalm*

MUALaurenClark

Totally bashed the Paleo diet, got me red handed. Also where did I state it's illogical that what one eats determines one's health? Oh yeah more baseless claims from a paleo adherent, shocking

humor me for 5 minutes and watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHCNFkle0ds

there's really nothing to "bash".

SkinnyFatAlbert

Is this gluten free? If so I'm in.

Hendrix7

Totally bashed the Paleo diet, got me red handed. Also where did I state it's illogical that what one eats determines one's health? Oh yeah more baseless claims from a paleo adherent, shocking

humor me for 5 minutes and watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHCNFkle0ds

there's really nothing to "bash".

wow that has totally changed my mind on everything.

Shocking this incredible groundbreaking video only has 3 views.

divediva2

This was a great morning entertainment topic. Thanks for the giggles!:bigsmile:

ldrosophila

thats dinosaur pee!!

MUALaurenClark

wow that has totally changed my mind on everything.

Shocking this incredible groundbreaking video only has 3 views.

you're dense. and it's had over several million on youtube. I just linked one of the many fb shared versions of it.