Finally...Paleo Water!

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I only drink breast milk. That's as paleo as it gets.

    In for recycling.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I only drink water by lapping it up from puddles. Any other kind of water is for *kitten*.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I want someone to explain to me how ridiculously weakly buffered water lowers heavily buffered and regulated bodily pH?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    I only drink water by lapping it up from puddles. Any other kind of water is for *kitten*.
    But you are a *****. That's what cats do. They lap water.

    I was thinking pond scum covered water as being paleo.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I only drink water by lapping it up from puddles. Any other kind of water is for *kitten*.
    But you are a *****. That's what cats do. They lap water.

    I was thinking pond scum covered water as being paleo.

    Interesting how the plural is ignored by the censorship.
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
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    lol. That's awesome. It's been a tough day. I really appreciate the effort to lift me up a bit.

    On a more serious note, though, shouldn't Paleo water have primordial ooze in it?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    And here I was expecting a clay jug of muddy water.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I thought drinking pee was the only possible answer for water to qualify as paleo...
  • LadyKT
    LadyKT Posts: 287 Member
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    Ohhhh! Please tell me where do I sign up? And do I make money if my friends buy this from me?!?!??

    Paleo water is the ONLY water! Any other water is CRAP! Paleo Water is the Right water and that is IT! My way or no way! hahahahhahahahah!

    *grin*
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
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    Is it still Paleo if I add Mio to it?
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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    http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I'll only drink the water that I can squeeze out of my steak.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    I thought Paleo water would be more like this...

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  • Wetcoaster
    Wetcoaster Posts: 1,788 Member
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    Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

    http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

    "want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    yeah, son!
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    Wouldn't paleo water only come from really old ice packs?

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    Btw, that looks like the scariest stream ever. And chilly but definitely paleo.
  • Ang108
    Ang108 Posts: 1,711 Member
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    I only drink water that has been gathered at dawn after a Blue Moon by virgin elves riding on purple crystal unicorn to keep their feet from touching the ground to avoid contamination. And for a mere 13.95 I was able to get an extra flask of pee of unicorn yearlings, because it has a special enzyme that speeds up weight loss. All I have to do is add as many drops of unicorn urine as I have years to the magic water, wait for the next full moon and then drink it at the exact hour of my birth minus 27 minutes. I know it sounds weird....but IT WORKS ! Especially if one sends the offer of the special water to seven friends in the next seven minutes. Yes, I am so happy, because I have lost two pounds in six month with this method .
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 900 Member
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    Yeah, cuz the cavemen drank water that clear.
  • judyde
    judyde Posts: 401 Member
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    Isn't that the caveman from the GEICO commercials?
  • judyde
    judyde Posts: 401 Member
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    Here is a great read on it that Alan Agaron posted on his Facebook page.......

    http://www.sixpackabs.com/paleo-has-jumped-the-shark/

    "want some real paleo water? Find a pond, take a dump in it, then have a drink."

    Wow, I was sure this was a joke! Thanks for the link. I have a friend following a paleo diet. <sigh>

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