Dear Women:

astronomicals
astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
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I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.
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  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    Marry me? :flowerforyou:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    butthurt-o.gif
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    This is sexist! Why she has to wear pants and not a skirt!

    Wait... is that sexist that I think that she might want to wear a skirt and still be in charge?
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member
    Deal. :love:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Yeah but your thread won't get locked after 7 pages.

    :wink:

    hater
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    O.o
  • DevynPrice
    DevynPrice Posts: 15 Member
    I do what I want!
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    bacon makes everything ok
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I want donuts not bread! P.S How dare you assume I like to wear pants...EVER!
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    dear women:
    never wear pants
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.


    Fine. As long as neither the bacon or the stranger are wearing pants.
  • DevynPrice
    DevynPrice Posts: 15 Member
    dear women:
    never wear pants

    I do what I want.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member

    hater

    Watch out Ry...otherwise you'll get butthurt PMs!
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    I wore pants and got home bread today! What do I get?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    dear women:
    never wear pants

    dear men:
    Same to you
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I wore pants and got home bread today! What do I get?

    A yeast infection?
  • JDubIsShrinking
    JDubIsShrinking Posts: 207 Member
    I wore pants and got home bread today! What do I get?

    A yeast infection?

    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.


    If you need a woman to remind you you're a man you're too old to need a woman.

    And yes, I remember that commercial too.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.

    You're only 42. I call B.S.

    But I tend to undercook the bacon and give everyone food poisoning. My husband cooks the bacon around here.
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member
    I wore pants and got home bread today! What do I get?

    A yeast infection?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Delicate
    Delicate Posts: 625 Member
    you are going to have to be clear, which pants?

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    Better not be turkey bacon, or I will invade your personal space while carrying a rolling pin. But not worry, I will barefoot, pregnant, and turn to stone if I leave the kitchen, so you will escape.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member

    hater

    Watch out Ry...otherwise you'll get butthurt PMs!
    really? i want butthurt PMs:angry:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
    best...post...EVER.
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I wore pants and got home bread today! What do I get?

    A yeast infection?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    bringing this to the top lolz!
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    you are going to have to be clear, which pants?

    tumblr_mqapzoTkx61qd7pvpo1_500.jpg

    Well, that makes the question more interesting. :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
    best...post...EVER.

    Nope. My vote is for the bread/yeast infection post.

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