Dear Women:

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  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Carbs are bad.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
    best...post...EVER.

    Nope. My vote is for the bread/yeast infection post.

    I'm still trying to decide which one I like better.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Carbs are bad.

    Crabs are worse.
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Carbs are bad.

    Crabs are worse.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
    best...post...EVER.

    Nope. My vote is for the bread/yeast infection post.

    :sad:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I'll bring home the bread and you can wear the pants. Or, if I'm a stay at home dad, you can do both.

    But bread is evil, and so are pants.

    Bacon. Some one has to bring home the bacon.

    Or we could both work and pay a stranger to raise our kids.

    I'm old enough to remember that every woman's dream is to bring home bacon...

    ...and fry it up in a pan...

    ...and never ever let me forget I'm a man.

    *sigh*

    I miss those days.
    best...post...EVER.

    Nope. My vote is for the bread/yeast infection post.
    whatever:angry:
    i MEANT my favorite post from you EVER.
    well one of them.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    This thread is such a surprise, it's not like anyone could have predicted it was coming, like, last night at 10:41PM.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    you are going to have to be clear, which pants?

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    Is this myfitnesspal.co.uk or myfitnesspal.com?
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    You bring home the money, and lots of it and I will wear whatever you want.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    You bring home the money, and lots of it and I will wear whatever you want.

    Is that how it works?
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    This thread is such a surprise, it's not like anyone could have predicted it was coming, like, last night at 10:41PM.

    Not sure if drama llama or hater gator...

    Smug slug??
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Carbs are bad.

    Crabs are worse.


    :laugh:


    Oh, and I already bring home the bread and wear the pants. What else does OP have to offer?
  • bernied262
    bernied262 Posts: 882 Member
    you are going to have to be clear, which pants?

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    Hahaha! As a UK'er, I was going to ask the same thing LOL.

    FWIW, I bring home the bacon, and I wear the trousers, occasionally I wear pants.
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    This guy could be on to something here....
  • jaimrlx
    jaimrlx Posts: 426 Member
    How has nobody quoted Weezer yet?

    "I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon." :flowerforyou:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    dear women:
    never wear pants

    Don't tell me what to do.:angry:

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