Ode to Boobs

lebaker310
lebaker310 Posts: 164 Member
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Dear Boobs,

I love you. Please don't go away. I know I cursed you before, but since I started losing you I've realized I was wrong. I took you for granted, and now my bra just doesn't feel right anymore...and bras are really expensive. I've been trying really hard to give you more attention with chest days, but you still choose to leave me. Why couldn't it be the love handles and not you? I thought we had something great. I mean free drinks, come on!


I know I'm not small in the chestal region, but seriously anyone else sad about losing boobage? I have a drawer full of expensive bras that I'm not happy about getting rid of.
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  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    I'm not unhappy about it. The boobage that is being left is much nicer and seems to be returning up to where it belongs. It is nice to be able to walk into any store and find something in my size AND the matching panties.
  • BeefyBFit
    BeefyBFit Posts: 180 Member
    I love boobs.....And sweet Jesus, where's the pics???

    :heart: Boobs. :heart:
  • GoRun2
    GoRun2 Posts: 473 Member
    Too funny:wink:

    Yep at first I was glad they were getting smaller. At my highest, they were way to big for me. I felt like they walked into the room before I did.

    Then it was good. They were just right.

    And recently they left. They left with the last 5 lbs. They left behind little half filled balloons. What happened??:cry::cry: :cry:
  • battybecks
    battybecks Posts: 147 Member
    Yes! They don't fill the bras any more!

    I've only lost a bit of weight, and it ALL seems to have gone from the boobs! However, I think they're about done shrinking now, so it must be the turn of the stomach bulge, right?

    Still ... it'll be less embarrassing running for the bus in future! (BOING, BOING, BOING)
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    Ya know, I was thinking as I was doing laundry the other day.... "I wonder if anyone else is kinda sad about losing weight because they'll grow outta their favorite bra?" Because like, everybody has that favorite bra that's super sexy and fits right and makes the girls look fab-o-lous. And you KNOW you'll never find another one in that print/style/color EXACTLY like it in a new size......
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    There are so many perks to having little boobs...perks....perky? Not sure if that's a pun or not.

    I've always been small. I'm able to wear some shirts without wearing a bra, I'm not sagging, and also I find I look and feel thinner in a lot of outfits since I don't really have much up top.

    I can understand it's different than if you had larger breasts and then start to lose them as you lose weight :(
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.
  • april1445
    april1445 Posts: 334
    I love boobs.....And sweet Jesus, where's the pics???

    :heart: Boobs. :heart:
    Ha! Cute.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Mine barely changed and I'm pretty happy with that. I liked them just fine the way they were/are. I'm not too big and not too little - just right for my frame I think - a solid C. :flowerforyou:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Dear boobies. Thank you for making all that milk for my babies. You saved me a LOT of money in formula milk and toddler milks, and also you saved me from so much hassle regarding all the bottles that I didn't have to wash and sterilise and all the formula I didn't have to prepare. You possibly stopped my older daughter from getting swine flu (long story lol) and no idea what other infections they didn't get or were milder because of you. Sorry that my babies didn't realise you had nerve endings and decided to try out their newly erupted teeth on you on occasion. But you survived just fine and carried on making milk anyway.

    Anyway boobies, I respect your decision to get a lot smaller now that you've gone back to being a decorative feature rather than a milk factory and I've also gone from being obese to having a healthy body fat percentage, because I have 2 strong, healthy kids, and a healthy body fat percentage.
  • redhotfirebird
    redhotfirebird Posts: 20
    Dear boobies. Thank you for making all that milk for my babies. You saved me a LOT of money in formula milk and toddler milks, and also you saved me from so much hassle regarding all the bottles that I didn't have to wash and sterilise and all the formula I didn't have to prepare. You possibly stopped my older daughter from getting swine flu (long story lol) and no idea what other infections they didn't get or were milder because of you. Sorry that my babies didn't realise you had nerve endings and decided to try out their newly erupted teeth on you on occasion. But you survived just fine and carried on making milk anyway.

    Anyway boobies, I respect your decision to get a lot smaller now that you've gone back to being a decorative feature rather than a milk factory and I've also gone from being obese to having a healthy body fat percentage, because I have 2 strong, healthy kids, and a healthy body fat percentage.

    I like that, everyone should look at the positive side! :flowerforyou:
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

    You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?
  • JDubIsShrinking
    JDubIsShrinking Posts: 207 Member
    Dear Boobs,

    I love you. Please don't go away. I know I cursed you before, but since I started losing you I've realized I was wrong. I took you for granted, and now my bra just doesn't feel right anymore...and bras are really expensive. I've been trying really hard to give you more attention with chest days, but you still choose to leave me. Why couldn't it be the love handles and not you? I thought we had something great. I mean free drinks, come on!


    I know I'm not small in the chestal region, but seriously anyone else sad about losing boobage? I have a drawer full of expensive bras that I'm not happy about getting rid of.

    YES.
    I would much much much rather lose EVERYWHERE else. Does not seem to be working out as well as I would like, though.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

    You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?
    Welcome to the internet. You must be new. :flowerforyou:
  • HeyGoRun
    HeyGoRun Posts: 550 Member
    Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
    I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!
  • dcarr67
    dcarr67 Posts: 1,403
    money well spent :)
  • HeyGoRun
    HeyGoRun Posts: 550 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

    You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?
    People buy stinky old socks too! Fetish!
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    BOOBS! I LOVE ALL OF THEM! :glasses: :smokin:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Haven't had significant boob loss yet. I don't think they are going anywhere
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

    huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh: :love:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

    You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?


    My neighbour has taken every bra that has gotten too big for me.
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member
    Yay, boobies!

    But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

    But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

    And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

    But really, who doesn't love boobs?

    And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

    You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?
    Welcome to the internet. You must be new. :flowerforyou:

    Yes but I'm not talking about all my everyday bras that are like ugly beige and have elastic pulls in the sides. I have a TON TON TON of bras and I'm talking like $60 bras that I maybe have worn 3-4 times and sometimes only for 3-4 minutes (if you know what I mean :wink: )

    It's not like they're panties LOL plus the bigger your boobs the more $$ the bras
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    Yay, boobies!

    But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

    But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

    And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

    But really, who doesn't love boobs?

    And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

    Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member

    And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

    You need the shirt I have on in my profile pic.....

    I also have one that is gray and that low cut and says "My Other Rack Holds Guns"
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member

    And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

    You need the shirt I have on in my profile pic.....

    I also have one that is gray and that low cut and says "My Other Rack Holds Guns"


    Hahaha! Love it!
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Dogs are great but I think boobs are a mans best friend.
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

    huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh: :love:

    ha ha there is always one :smile:
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    Dogs are great but I think boobs are a mans best friend.

    every guy I end up dating is a butt guy :angry:

    WHY??!?!??! WHYYY???????????!!!!!

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