Ode to Boobs

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  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
    I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

    I had nice ones, albeit small. After nursing my daughter for two years and then losing weight, they were sad little deflated balloons. :sad:

    Boob job to the rescue indeed! :drinker:
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    Dogs are great but I think boobs are a mans best friend.

    every guy I end up dating is a butt guy :angry:

    WHY??!?!??! WHYYY???????????!!!!!

    Ha ha me too! Its like why are you going out with me then? I have no *kitten*
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    @quietbloom: I work with a plastic surgeon whose motto is "ridding the world of small breasts one pair at a time."

    I love the guy, and he does great work. Ive sat in on a few of the surgeries...pretty amazing art those guys do.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    because nice butts are hard to dislike....
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    because nice butts are hard to dislike....
    not saying nice butts are hard to dislike, just saying why do BUTT guys date ME? lol
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    because nice butts are hard to dislike....
    not saying nice butts are hard to dislike, just saying why do BUTT guys date ME? lol

    maybe they want the whole package?.... keep doing those squats girl ;)
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member

    Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol

    Yep. And if it's not in words, it's that one hand motion they make when describing you. Eyeroll. Even better when you're one of several in your social circles with the name Amy, and eventually you end up being called 'Big Amy' as a shortened version of 'the Amy with the big boobs' (and, of course, the fact that the other Amy I was always hanging out with is about 5'3 and I'm 5'10) and it still sticks years later, only now it's because I'm fat, lol.
  • lebaker310
    lebaker310 Posts: 164 Member
    Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
    I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

    So lifting heavy weights using my chest is making them smaller? Hmm
  • ronrstaats
    ronrstaats Posts: 294 Member
    My wife complained about losing her boobs so much I went out and bought her new ones to shut her up. LOL
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member

    Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol

    Yep. And if it's not in words, it's that one hand motion they make when describing you. Eyeroll. Even better when you're one of several in your social circles with the name Amy, and eventually you end up being called 'Big Amy' as a shortened version of 'the Amy with the big boobs' (and, of course, the fact that the other Amy I was always hanging out with is about 5'3 and I'm 5'10) and it still sticks years later, only now it's because I'm fat, lol.

    Eurgh that sucks! I know I hate it when you see a guy doing that 'big boob gesture' before he come up to you, i'm always like yeah keep on walking. Even had one guy in a nightclub point to my boobs, give me a thumbs up and said well done!!
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
    I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

    So lifting heavy weights using my chest is making them smaller? Hmm

    the argument can be made that the body selectively burns fat that is closest to the heart initially as a survival mechanism(protect the heart right?). This is just one of the reasons(hormone types being another major factor) that men tend to lose bellyfat(or android fat) faster than women can lose gynoid fat(think, hips, *kitten*, triceps etc)..... it is the distal relationship to the heart.

    So sadly, yes, getting leaner will MOST LIKELY make your boobs shrink rapidly.
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member

    the argument can be made that the body selectively burns fat that is closest to the heart initially as a survival mechanism(protect the heart right?). This is just one of the reasons(hormone types being another major factor) that men tend to lose bellyfat(or android fat) faster than women can lose gynoid fat(think, hips, *kitten*, triceps etc)..... it is the distal relationship to the heart.

    So sadly, yes, getting leaner will MOST LIKELY make your boobs shrink rapidly.

    Interesting... this would explain why, even though I've shrunk a bit all around, I've lost the most fat across my shoulders and right under my boobs. It would also make it theoretically possible to drop a cup size or two (I'm already down in band size, that whole right-under-the-boobs thing), which pleases me.
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
    I've always had big boobs, even when I was skinny, so mine aren't shrinking. I do have to keep buying new bras, though, because the rest of my torso is shrinking. I went from a 42DDD to a 38G. I'm getting smaller but my boobs aren't, and that means bras are getting more expensive and harder to find. *sigh*
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    My wife complained about losing her boobs so much I went out and bought her new ones to shut her up. LOL
    Did she then complain that you only thought of her as a set of boobs?

    . . . I might be a little bitter. :grumble:
  • lebaker310
    lebaker310 Posts: 164 Member
    Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
    I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

    So lifting heavy weights using my chest is making them smaller? Hmm

    the argument can be made that the body selectively burns fat that is closest to the heart initially as a survival mechanism(protect the heart right?). This is just one of the reasons(hormone types being another major factor) that men tend to lose bellyfat(or android fat) faster than women can lose gynoid fat(think, hips, *kitten*, triceps etc)..... it is the distal relationship to the heart.

    So sadly, yes, getting leaner will MOST LIKELY make your boobs shrink rapidly.

    I was asking if i get leaner, im asking specifically working my chest once a week. The poster said my problem is "chest days". So if I would have still lifted weights and did cardio, but not lifted weights on my chest they wouldnt have rapidly shrunk?
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member
    I've always had big boobs, even when I was skinny, so mine aren't shrinking. I do have to keep buying new bras, though, because the rest of my torso is shrinking. I went from a 42DDD to a 38G. I'm getting smaller but my boobs aren't, and that means bras are getting more expensive and harder to find. *sigh*

    This is what I fear will happen to me. Well, maybe not *fear* per se, so much as a figure of speech. Perhaps 'expect tinged with some fatalism' would be the more precise phrase... but yah. I don't expect I will ever drop below my skinny-phase DD size, even if I wanted to. Which, yes, means if I drop below my skinniest 34 band size, that cup size will go right back up, since the whole cup/band ratio is like that.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I pray the opposite to this everyday.

    PLEASE GO AWAY ENORMOUS BOOBAGE. I DO NOT LIKE TO TIP OVER FROM BEING TOP HEAVY. AMEN.
  • N0lanator
    N0lanator Posts: 7
    I'm only 34 B which sucks. :( I better not lose it or I will go mental.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I pray the opposite to this everyday.

    PLEASE GO AWAY ENORMOUS BOOBAGE. I DO NOT LIKE TO TIP OVER FROM BEING TOP HEAVY. AMEN.

    I will be your support and keep you from tipping. Also amen.
  • wertgirlfor
    wertgirlfor Posts: 161 Member
    I only like to buy VS bras, because I know their sizing and they're good quality. It sucks though, because I always lose weight in my top part first, so if I lose/gain any weight, the bras I have stop fitting well. I definitely need to go down a band size at least but I'll probably hang out to my old ones in case I gain 2 pounds in my boobs randomly xP
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    @quietbloom: I work with a plastic surgeon whose motto is "ridding the world of small breasts one pair at a time."

    I love the guy, and he does great work. Ive sat in on a few of the surgeries...pretty amazing art those guys do.

    Yes, it is an art form! And I do consider my surgeon to be quite artistic, no kidding. He is amazing.

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