Ode to padded bras

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MireyGal76
MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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Dear padded bra...

I apologize. I once shunned you, claiming you were fake and cruel. I questioned your purpose in life.

And then I had two children, and nursed them.
And then I lost a good percentage of body fat.

I have to confess... I have grown to love you. You restore me to my former glory, well, at least help me safe face in public. You support me and help me feel sexy.

You prevent the awkward display that happens when it is just too damn cold outside. My Co workers look me in the eyes now, because of that.

Thank you for feeling real.
Thank you for being there, when I needed you most.

I love you, padded bra.
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  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    Love this!! (And my padded, push up bras!)
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    Love them for the nipple hiding
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Haha, love this!
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
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    Love them for giving me actual boobage!
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    and the pictures are where?
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    This is awesome! What little I had is gone! Same reasons.

    Amen to padded bras! Victoria's Secret is my BFF!!!! :drinker:
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    LOL!!
  • NH_Norma
    NH_Norma Posts: 332 Member
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    Love them for the nipple hiding

    YES!! Cold, hot, whatever...there they are.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    and the pictures are where?

    :flutters eyelashes:

    I don't wanna get a strike lol
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
  • dcarr67
    dcarr67 Posts: 1,403
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    Love them for the nipple hiding

    what?????? Why? :)
  • mrsamanda86
    mrsamanda86 Posts: 869 Member
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    lol... I love this post, but there will be many disappointed guys. I don't do the padded bras(I tend to just fall out of them, and end up with what looks like four boobs lol) but I do love the lightly padded for the cold reasons :)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Padded bras are a life savers
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Love them for the nipple hiding

    This. I swear my nipples are always pointing. It's horrible at the gym but I just can't bring myself to wear padded sports bras.
  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.

    He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.
  • schmetterling1
    schmetterling1 Posts: 130 Member
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    Couldn't live without them. :blushing: :heart:
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    This thread is full of lies. :sad:

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