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Ode to padded bras

MireyGal76
MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
edited February 5 in Chit-Chat
Dear padded bra...

I apologize. I once shunned you, claiming you were fake and cruel. I questioned your purpose in life.

And then I had two children, and nursed them.
And then I lost a good percentage of body fat.

I have to confess... I have grown to love you. You restore me to my former glory, well, at least help me safe face in public. You support me and help me feel sexy.

You prevent the awkward display that happens when it is just too damn cold outside. My Co workers look me in the eyes now, because of that.

Thank you for feeling real.
Thank you for being there, when I needed you most.

I love you, padded bra.
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  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Love this!! (And my padded, push up bras!)
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Love them for the nipple hiding
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Haha, love this!
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Love them for giving me actual boobage!
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    and the pictures are where?
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    This is awesome! What little I had is gone! Same reasons.

    Amen to padded bras! Victoria's Secret is my BFF!!!! :drinker:
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    LOL!!
  • NH_Norma
    NH_Norma Posts: 332 Member
    Love them for the nipple hiding

    YES!! Cold, hot, whatever...there they are.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    and the pictures are where?

    :flutters eyelashes:

    I don't wanna get a strike lol
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
  • dcarr67
    dcarr67 Posts: 1,403
    Love them for the nipple hiding

    what?????? Why? :)
  • mrsamanda86
    mrsamanda86 Posts: 869 Member
    lol... I love this post, but there will be many disappointed guys. I don't do the padded bras(I tend to just fall out of them, and end up with what looks like four boobs lol) but I do love the lightly padded for the cold reasons :)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Padded bras are a life savers
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Love them for the nipple hiding

    This. I swear my nipples are always pointing. It's horrible at the gym but I just can't bring myself to wear padded sports bras.
  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.

    He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.
  • schmetterling1
    schmetterling1 Posts: 130 Member
    Couldn't live without them. :blushing: :heart:
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    This thread is full of lies. :sad:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.

    He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.

    Boobs are still boobs. Would you rather not touch any?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*

    :huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.

    He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.

    Boobs are still boobs. Would you rather not touch any?

    Has nothing to do with me. I'm simply restarting his contention for the apparently slow or easily offended.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*


    I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...
  • taiyola
    taiyola Posts: 964 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*


    I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...

    Bwahahaha :laugh:
  • MartiCat70
    MartiCat70 Posts: 59 Member
    I've ALWAYS worn one! Below a size 9, I'm just an A :sad:
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    Whatever part of a man's brain that is supposed to crave large boobs I apparently didn't get it. I say get as fit as you can and go with what you got.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Love them for the nipple hiding

    This. I swear my nipples are always pointing. It's horrible at the gym but I just can't bring myself to wear padded sports bras.

    *snicker* This may be TMI, but when I was in a running club, we women were always kind enough to point out to each other when our 'headlights' were uneven. :laugh:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

    I prefer to think of it as...

    "reminiscing"

    problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*


    I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...

    Bwahahaha :laugh:

    Actually, I have performed extensive research in this field. I have data that strongly suggest it is EAR size that correlates. I am in the process of finishing up the paper and then I need it peer reviewed. Any volunteers? :bigsmile:
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
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  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...
    Bwahahaha :laugh:
    Actually, I have performed extensive research in this field. I have data that strongly suggest it is EAR size that correlates. I am in the process of finishing up the paper and then I need it peer reviewed. Any volunteers? :bigsmile:

    mfidp.jpg

    ... for science, of course.
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