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Ode to padded bras

MireyGal76
Posts: 7,334 Member
Dear padded bra...
I apologize. I once shunned you, claiming you were fake and cruel. I questioned your purpose in life.
And then I had two children, and nursed them.
And then I lost a good percentage of body fat.
I have to confess... I have grown to love you. You restore me to my former glory, well, at least help me safe face in public. You support me and help me feel sexy.
You prevent the awkward display that happens when it is just too damn cold outside. My Co workers look me in the eyes now, because of that.
Thank you for feeling real.
Thank you for being there, when I needed you most.
I love you, padded bra.
I apologize. I once shunned you, claiming you were fake and cruel. I questioned your purpose in life.
And then I had two children, and nursed them.
And then I lost a good percentage of body fat.
I have to confess... I have grown to love you. You restore me to my former glory, well, at least help me safe face in public. You support me and help me feel sexy.
You prevent the awkward display that happens when it is just too damn cold outside. My Co workers look me in the eyes now, because of that.
Thank you for feeling real.
Thank you for being there, when I needed you most.
I love you, padded bra.
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Love this!! (And my padded, push up bras!)0
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Love them for the nipple hiding0
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Haha, love this!0
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Love them for giving me actual boobage!0
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and the pictures are where?0
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This is awesome! What little I had is gone! Same reasons.
Amen to padded bras! Victoria's Secret is my BFF!!!! :drinker:0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!0
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FALSE ADVERTISING!
LOL!!0 -
Love them for the nipple hiding
YES!! Cold, hot, whatever...there they are.0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"0 -
and the pictures are where?
:flutters eyelashes:
I don't wanna get a strike lol0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*0 -
Love them for the nipple hiding
what?????? Why?0 -
lol... I love this post, but there will be many disappointed guys. I don't do the padded bras(I tend to just fall out of them, and end up with what looks like four boobs lol) but I do love the lightly padded for the cold reasons0
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Padded bras are a life savers0
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Love them for the nipple hiding
This. I swear my nipples are always pointing. It's horrible at the gym but I just can't bring myself to wear padded sports bras.0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
:huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
:huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.
He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.0 -
Couldn't live without them. :blushing:0
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This thread is full of lies. :sad:0
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FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
:huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.
He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.
Boobs are still boobs. Would you rather not touch any?0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
:huh: Are you trying to argue that touching slightly smaller boobs is....bad? I think touching any boob big or small is a joy.
He's bemoaning the lack of actual boobage when it was sold as larger.
Boobs are still boobs. Would you rather not touch any?
Has nothing to do with me. I'm simply restarting his contention for the apparently slow or easily offended.0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...
Bwahahaha :laugh:0 -
I've ALWAYS worn one! Below a size 9, I'm just an A :sad:0
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Whatever part of a man's brain that is supposed to crave large boobs I apparently didn't get it. I say get as fit as you can and go with what you got.0
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Love them for the nipple hiding
This. I swear my nipples are always pointing. It's horrible at the gym but I just can't bring myself to wear padded sports bras.
*snicker* This may be TMI, but when I was in a running club, we women were always kind enough to point out to each other when our 'headlights' were uneven. :laugh:0 -
FALSE ADVERTISING!
I prefer to think of it as...
"reminiscing"
problem is once you find out.... you have gone past the point of no return....*grumble grumble*
I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...
Bwahahaha :laugh:
Actually, I have performed extensive research in this field. I have data that strongly suggest it is EAR size that correlates. I am in the process of finishing up the paper and then I need it peer reviewed. Any volunteers? :bigsmile:0 -
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I understand. It's like when you go out with a guy because he has big feet...
... for science, of course.0
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