The ultimate secret to weight loss

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I endorse this message.

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    And my husband eats this by the container full (Seriously. Ate two containers the last weekend he was home) I suspect it's why he's having such a hard time putting weight on. Logic.

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  • seliinac
    seliinac Posts: 336 Member
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    So I guess more ice cream is needed to lose my last damn 5 pounds.


    Should I take it orally or apply it topically ?

    Apparently your skin can soak up the fat so you could do either. But it tastes better taken orally.
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
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    I beg to differ....I substituted ice cream and chocolate chips for beer and nachos at the bar multiple nights of the week and got abs.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    Although ice cream(and the guilt freeness of eating it) has aided in my weight loss, the true magic comes from cheese fries.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Seems legit.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    Funny but genuinely true.

    More people would be more successful if they ate ice cream more often.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Funny but genuinely true.

    More people would be more successful if they ate ice cream more often.

    And happier. Ice cream is the Prozac of foods.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,983 Member
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    Wonder if it's powers would multiply when added with other stuff I've eaten while losing weight?

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  • SandieM7
    SandieM7 Posts: 47 Member
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    LOL......this is great!!!
  • Chellody22
    Chellody22 Posts: 95 Member
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    I think you may be on to something! *grabs a spoon and some cotton candy ice cream*

    Oooh...have you tried Cold Stone cotton candy MIXED with mint chocolate chip with extra chocolate chips???? :love:

    I haven't, but that sounds amazing! I have Hershey's Cotton Candy ice cream with sprinkles.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    actually the proper way to lose weight is to blend ice cream and raspberry ketones together and drink it between 8pm and 9pm which is when you are primed for 'fat burning' .....
  • cmeiron
    cmeiron Posts: 1,599 Member
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    I've figured it out. Before losing weight I rarely ate ice cream or gelato or other frozen treats. Now I eat it nightly and I'm down 20 pounds.

    Ergo, following the MFP logical property of correlation always equals causation, ice cream is a magical weight loss supplement.

    Conclusion: We should all eat more ice cream.

    Discuss.

    I agree. I used to never eat dessert. Now I eat it every day. Mostly ice cream. Got down 45 lbs. Win.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    actually the proper way to lose weight is to blend ice cream and raspberry ketones together and drink it between 8pm and 9pm which is when you are primed for 'fat burning' .....

    Why would you ruin ice cream like that?

    Heathen.
  • amanda9402
    amanda9402 Posts: 64 Member
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    actually the proper way to lose weight is to blend ice cream and raspberry ketones together and drink it between 8pm and 9pm which is when you are primed for 'fat burning' .....

    You forgot to note to only buy "clean" ice cream and ketones.
  • cupcakes_and_cardio
    cupcakes_and_cardio Posts: 369 Member
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    Darn, I though this thread would help me to lose 50 more lbs by next month....too high of expectations ;)
  • jenniferb_00
    jenniferb_00 Posts: 81
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    I have to agree with the ice cream thing. I pretty much polished off a tub in 3 days and lost half a pound. I still dont know how i managed that...

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