The ultimate secret to weight loss

Achrya

I've figured it out. Before losing weight I rarely ate ice cream or gelato or other frozen treats. Now I eat it nightly and I'm down 20 pounds.

Ergo, following the MFP logical property of correlation always equals causation, ice cream is a magical weight loss supplement.

Conclusion: We should all eat more ice cream.

Discuss.

tageekly

I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*

kyleekay10

You win the internet and life.

/thread

magerum

I agree, no really.

When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.

Chellody22

I think you may be on to something! *grabs a spoon and some cotton candy ice cream*

Keiras_Mom

Is that what I'm doing wrong? I thought wine was my secret weight loss supplement!

Achrya

I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*

You make a compelling argument but Magrum is clearly the more special of us all, because his ticker reflects the most weight lost. A more impressive ticker is, according to MFP Logical Property of 'I don't like what you have to say', the most important thing ever.

Can't argue with MFP Logical Properties.

ihad

I agree, no really.

When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.

Yep. I gained the weight without eating much ice cream. In losing and keeping it off, I eat ice cream regularly. Science!

ThickMcRunFast

But...but....TEH TOXINZ!!!

Phoenix_Warrior

Thanks to this post I had myself some pumpkin ice cream tonight . I can FEEL the magic happenin'.

Shadowknight137

Dammit. That's why my bulk has stalled.

Too much ice cream.

sarahg148

I think you may be on to something! *grabs a spoon and some cotton candy ice cream*

Oooh...have you tried Cold Stone cotton candy MIXED with mint chocolate chip with extra chocolate chips????

born2drum

Eat whatever you want just less. BAM. There's your secret!

seliinac

Once I ate a diet of chocolates and tea during the day and a regular dinner for a week and I lost 5 pounds. Clearly that's the way to go.

(Of course I felt like crap)

tageekly

I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*

You make a compelling argument but Magrum is clearly the more special of us all, because his ticker reflects the most weight lost. A more impressive ticker is, according to MFP Logical Property of 'I don't like what you have to say', the most important thing ever.

Can't argue with MFP Logical Properties.

Can't argue with logic like that.

Time for some ice cream.

Achrya

Eat whatever you want just less. BAM. There's your secret!

No. Ice cream.

Once I ate a diet of chocolates and tea during the day and a regular dinner for a week and I lost 5 pounds. Clearly that's the way to go.

(Of course I felt like crap)

Ice cream is superior because no one feels like crap after ice cream. Except lactose intolerant people. And they're just weird.

Yanicka1

So I guess more ice cream is needed to lose my last damn 5 pounds.


Should I take it orally or apply it topically ?

somerisagirlsname

I agree, no really.

When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.

Did you change your picture just for this thread? If not, that's even funnier.

The_Enginerd

You'll be sorry when the ice cream fights back...

NRSPAM

Hold on, I have to run to the store to get some Ben and Jerry's!!! :happy:

mamadon

Personally, I eat Mexican food a lot. And ice cream. I'm hungry.

Cranquistador

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I endorse this message.

Achrya

And my husband eats this by the container full (Seriously. Ate two containers the last weekend he was home) I suspect it's why he's having such a hard time putting weight on. Logic.

seliinac

So I guess more ice cream is needed to lose my last damn 5 pounds.


Should I take it orally or apply it topically ?

Apparently your skin can soak up the fat so you could do either. But it tastes better taken orally.

_firecracker_

I beg to differ....I substituted ice cream and chocolate chips for beer and nachos at the bar multiple nights of the week and got abs.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

jessspurr

Although ice cream(and the guilt freeness of eating it) has aided in my weight loss, the true magic comes from cheese fries.

BusyRaeNOTBusty

Seems legit.

Myhaloslipped

jonnythan

Funny but genuinely true.

More people would be more successful if they ate ice cream more often.