The ultimate secret to weight loss
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Achrya
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I've figured it out. Before losing weight I rarely ate ice cream or gelato or other frozen treats. Now I eat it nightly and I'm down 20 pounds.
Ergo, following the MFP logical property of correlation always equals causation, ice cream is a magical weight loss supplement.
Conclusion: We should all eat more ice cream.
Discuss.
Ergo, following the MFP logical property of correlation always equals causation, ice cream is a magical weight loss supplement.
Conclusion: We should all eat more ice cream.
Discuss.
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I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*0
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You win the internet and life.
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I agree, no really.
When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.0 -
I think you may be on to something! *grabs a spoon and some cotton candy ice cream*0
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Is that what I'm doing wrong? I thought wine was my secret weight loss supplement!0
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I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*
You make a compelling argument but Magrum is clearly the more special of us all, because his ticker reflects the most weight lost. A more impressive ticker is, according to MFP Logical Property of 'I don't like what you have to say', the most important thing ever.
Can't argue with MFP Logical Properties.0 -
I agree, no really.
When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.
Yep. I gained the weight without eating much ice cream. In losing and keeping it off, I eat ice cream regularly. Science!0 -
But...but....TEH TOXINZ!!!0
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Thanks to this post I had myself some pumpkin ice cream tonight . I can FEEL the magic happenin'.0
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Dammit. That's why my bulk has stalled.
Too much ice cream.0 -
I think you may be on to something! *grabs a spoon and some cotton candy ice cream*
Oooh...have you tried Cold Stone cotton candy MIXED with mint chocolate chip with extra chocolate chips????0 -
Eat whatever you want just less. BAM. There's your secret!0
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Once I ate a diet of chocolates and tea during the day and a regular dinner for a week and I lost 5 pounds. Clearly that's the way to go.
(Of course I felt like crap)0 -
I disagree. I ate pizza and drank beer twice last week and I lost over a pound - so that's more of an ultimate secret than ice cream. And I'm down more pounds total than you, so that makes me smarter about weight loss. *special snowflake music*
You make a compelling argument but Magrum is clearly the more special of us all, because his ticker reflects the most weight lost. A more impressive ticker is, according to MFP Logical Property of 'I don't like what you have to say', the most important thing ever.
Can't argue with MFP Logical Properties.
Can't argue with logic like that.
Time for some ice cream.
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Eat whatever you want just less. BAM. There's your secret!
No. Ice cream.Once I ate a diet of chocolates and tea during the day and a regular dinner for a week and I lost 5 pounds. Clearly that's the way to go.
(Of course I felt like crap)
Ice cream is superior because no one feels like crap after ice cream. Except lactose intolerant people. And they're just weird.0 -
So I guess more ice cream is needed to lose my last damn 5 pounds.
Should I take it orally or apply it topically ?0 -
I agree, no really.
When I was heavy, I almost never at ice cream. I've had a pint (or more) every, single night for 2 years. I have hit all my weight goals, losing, gaining, & maintaining. Ice cream is clearly magic.
Did you change your picture just for this thread? If not, that's even funnier.0 -
You'll be sorry when the ice cream fights back...
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Hold on, I have to run to the store to get some Ben and Jerry's!!! :happy:0
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Personally, I eat Mexican food a lot. And ice cream. I'm hungry.0
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