Stupidest question ever, sorry.

etoiles_argentees

If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies.

UsedToBeHusky

Umm... chocolate?

talisamb

Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories

servilia

Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories

That would be true if she were 100 lbs of fat. There are less calories in muscle than fat, pound for pound. Plus so much of the body is water, which is no cals. Hmmm this is complicated

qtgonewild

im glad i cant even understand or relate to your question.

Holly_Roman_Empire

im glad i cant even understand or relate to your question.

ditto

VelvetMorning

Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories

That would be true if she were 100 lbs of fat. There are less calories in muscle than fat, pound for pound. Plus so much of the body is water, which is no cals. Hmmm this is complicated

Well, if she is at 19% body fat, does that mean that 81% is muscle, bones, water, blood, whatever? Maybe THAT is the dumbest question ever. I've heard women hold more water than men, but in any case the average adult body is 50%-60% water, leaving ~26% for fat, bones...and stuff....uh, right?

edit:
About 30-40% of the weight of the human body is the skeleton, but when the bound water is removed, either by chemical desiccation or heat, half the weight is lost.

references: http://chemistry.about.com/od/waterchemistry/f/How-Much-Of-Your-Body-Is-Water.htm

da_bears10089

Mr_Knight

If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies.

Roughly...

12 lbs fat (5500 grams)
20 lbs protein (9000 grams)
3 lbs carbs (1500 grams) (that one is a little tough, it would depend on how you were....ummm..."prepared"...)

And that's actually a pretty neat question, IMO...

KANGOOJUMPS

I watched a movie where the plane crashed and they ate each other
yummy,

girlinahat

I must be the only geek here who thinks that's the coolest question I've heard all week. The answer eludes me right now but I can see myself not getting much sleep trying to work it out!!!!

VelvetMorning

I must be the only geek here who thinks that's the coolest question I've heard all week. The answer eludes me right now but I can see myself not getting much sleep trying to work it out!!!!

ME TOO

sjebert

If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies.

Are you asking me to eat you? I might but not on the first date

salladeve

I watched a movie where the plane crashed and they ate each other
yummy,

Oh I think I read a book like that it was based on a true story Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors. Gruesome!

Linda09189

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

da_bears10089

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

many people are here for reasons other than weight loss. jus' sayin

laylaness

This is an awesome question, and maybe I'll see if I can write a script that calculates that, just for funsies.

Oishii

I guess parts of you would be discarded too, so it's probably necessary to work out the calories for the edible portion...

Mr_Knight

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.

BronTonyRollyBeau

Ohhh , I'm so with you on that one ! Too confusing lol

VelvetMorning

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.

+ The whole, you know, weight maintaining thing.

_HeartsOnFire_

bumdo

Haha coolest question ever! And yea also, not being overweight is not the same thing as being fit. You can be thin and in bad shape at the same time.

theoriginaljayne

Vsauce did a video on this, actually.

I'll post back when I find it.

ETA: found it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD08CuUi_Ek (starts at 10:56)

A 200-lb human in outer space would eventually become about 120 pounds of freeze-dried jerky, totaling 115,000 calories.

So if we dehydrated and freeze-dried your body, you'd be worth roughly 57,500 calories.

Yum.

_EndGame_

I agree.

Probably the most boring/pointless/retarded question ever.

PJ64

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.

THIS, BUT She is actually on here for weight loss. She's 100lbs at 1 foot tall. She has wonderful story. She started out posing for Trophies then as a live Garden Gnome at High End Garden parties, very inspiring

JustMeee333

So if we dehydrated and freeze-dried your body, you'd be worth roughly 57,500 calories.

Yum.

57,500 calories mmmmmmm, what a day that would be! Personally, I'd prefer them in lots of rich lovely goodies.. not human form. So, thanks.. but no thanks. :flowerforyou:

etoiles_argentees

if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.

THIS, BUT She is actually on here for weight loss. She's 100lbs at 1 foot tall. She has wonderful story. She started out posing for Trophies then as a live Garden Gnome at High End Garden parties, very inspir.

i'm here for fitness, not fatness.

gmallan

That title is a big call given the depths of what I've seen on these forums

etoiles_argentees

No garden gnome. I've always been thin. Can you answer my post or are you just trying to be snarky?

ingoiolo

Are you one huge candy or you will be made in a lot of tiny little hottie candies?