Any Dr. Emma HCG Dieters

p4ulmiller

So let me get this right.

Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

Seriously?!

If you had to take pregnant woman pee-pee, could you eat?!:huh:

I believe there are specialist websites devoted to just that.

Muddy_Yogi

So let me get this right.

Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

Seriously?!

Yep...that's the idea anyway. Co-worker that sits across from me is doing it for the second time....You know...because she can't figure out why when she went back to actually eating she gained all the weight back plus some. It is a complete mystery. I can't figure it out myself.

bagge72

This person is an excellent troll. Had a similar post last month about eating 600 calories a day, and never responded to that one either.

p4ulmiller

So let me get this right.

Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

Seriously?!

Yep...that's the idea anyway. Co-worker that sits across from me is doing it for the second time....You know...because she can't figure out why when she went back to actually eating she gained all the weight back plus some. It is a complete mystery. I can't figure it out myself.

Was she drinking normal piss at the time of the weight gain? Because that's probably it.

You should tell her I said so.

Fullsterkur_woman

I believe there are specialist websites devoted to just that.

/invokes Rule 34

trogalicious

OK. I'll bite.

What is the HCG diet?

Eat 500 calories a day and take HCG. HCG is human chorionic gonadotropin, aka the pregnancy hormone. Women have it while pregnant, and it's what pregnancy tests detect.

Sound unhealthy? That's because it is.

Dr. Emma? Doctor of what, exactly? (Is it like, "Hi, Dr. Nick?")

Hey, now, Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is totally legit!

tibsons_girl

Just for a laugh i looked up Dr. Emma's diet plan and actually came upon a website. www.dremmasdiet.com

Front page of the website... Dr. Emma's cotton candy meal replacement. I kid you not. Also Emma is her last name and she is actually a medical doctor.

this quote is from her website:

Dr. Emma specializes in appearances and teachings revolving around her principles of simple dieting which include, avoidance of processed foods, preservatives, fats, oils, and starches. She believes in eating when you’re hungry, but not eating when you aren’t, and almost never recommends breakfast or more than two meals per day. She thinks the usual paradigms being taught to Americans are not correct and has contrary ideas that are working wonders for her clients.

HealthyBodySickMind

hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

Awww congrats on creating your own hCG!

Thanks! I'm very excited about it!

emtjmac

Hey... I don't even... what?

emtjmac

hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

Awww congrats on creating your own hCG!

Thanks! I'm very excited about it!

How did you know that I have a thing for socially adept southern belles? Gif saved for later. Thank you.

Quasita

I totally just did the same quotation...
Dr. Emma specializes in appearances and teachings revolving around her principles of simple dieting which include, avoidance of processed foods, preservatives, fats, oils, and starches. She believes in eating when you’re hungry, but not eating when you aren’t, and almost never recommends breakfast or more than two meals per day. She thinks the usual paradigms being taught to Americans are not correct and has contrary ideas that are working wonders for her clients.

RIDICULOUS

I also love the fact that she has a kid's diet program. WHAT. and her rules for healthy eating for kids are hilariously written in my eyes... example:
"Rule #3: TRY THE SUPERHERO TRICK! Always go back to popeye. Telling your child that popeye eats spinach to stay big and strong might encourage them. Spiderman loves broccoli or carrots help batman fly!"

Wasn't aware that Batman flew on his own?

I think it speaks volumes that after all the hype, only ONE person has posted a "success story" on her site, and that person looks barely different between his photos. The site has been up over a year, you'd think that more people would have said *something* but it appears that it's all about presskits and making money.

I was surprised to find that there is a doctor in town that provides the injections though.

Shell_7609

hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

Congrats on creating your own hCG

Shell_7609

hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

Congrats!

dunnodunno

Yawns.