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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Why doesn't mustard have any calories in it?

    more important why does cucumber have calories but pickles have less calories?

    Hmmm, vinegar removes calories...maybe this is the secret to weight loss.

    Genius
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    America vs. Europe
  • bohica36
    bohica36 Posts: 67 Member
    I just fell down the stairs. How should I log this?
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,199 Member
    If you play Phil Collins backwards it tells you to worship the devil

    Listening to Phil Collins forwards, caused me to start worshiping the devil.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    bacon is gross
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I just fell down the stairs. How should I log this?

    You should log it as raking.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Do you ever get that no-so-fresh feeling?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Sometimes I like to narrate my day as I'm living it.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    OMG, I gained .25 of a pound in 5 minutes!!! What should I do????
  • devilday1805
    devilday1805 Posts: 272 Member
    OMG, I gained .25 of a pound in 5 minutes!!! What should I do????

    Fart
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    I'm going to clean eat but only meat & chicken but stay under 800 cals a day while doing only cardio to try and gain muscle on the 30 day shred
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    OMG, I gained .25 of a pound in 5 minutes!!! What should I do????

    Fart

    No, I decided to eat an oreo to trick and shock my metabolism.
  • devilday1805
    devilday1805 Posts: 272 Member
    OMG, I gained .25 of a pound in 5 minutes!!! What should I do????

    Fart

    No, I decided to eat an oreo to trick and shock my metabolism.

    well played well played
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've decided that I'm going to become a vegan, but I'm still going to eat meat because I'm a paleo vegan.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    can i loose 25 pounds in 2 weeks while pregnant, running a marathon and eating negative calorie food?


    LOL! I see you understand what my fitness pal is all about! LOL! :drinker:
  • devilday1805
    devilday1805 Posts: 272 Member
    I can't stop staring at the cat
  • Rogsman
    Rogsman Posts: 106 Member
    Steroids are a far safer choice than Crossfit.

    Discuss!
  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    OMG, I gained .25 of a pound in 5 minutes!!! What should I do????

    Fart

    No, I decided to eat an oreo to trick and shock my metabolism.

    well played well played

    Maybe you need to take a few laxatives?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I just fell down the stairs. How should I log this?

    -200 calories for the falling down

    +200 calories for the eating *kitten*
    ___________________________

    cancels out.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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  • devilday1805
    devilday1805 Posts: 272 Member
    Why so Serirous!! -Joker
  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    Why doesn't mustard have any calories in it?

    more important why does cucumber have calories but pickles have less calories?

    Hmmm, vinegar removes calories...maybe this is the secret to weight loss.

    Genius

    Also I grew up hearing "Celery has no calories, so eat it". NOT! LOL!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've decided that I'm going to become a vegan, but I'm still going to eat meat because I'm a paleo vegan.

    What? You can't be vegan and eat meat!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've decided that I'm going to become a vegan, but I'm still going to eat meat because I'm a paleo vegan.

    What? You can't be vegan and eat meat!

    Stop bullying me!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've decided that I'm going to become a vegan, but I'm still going to eat meat because I'm a paleo vegan.

    What? You can't be vegan and eat meat!

    Stop bullying me!

    Are you arguing with yourself?
  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    I can't stop staring at the cat

    Ditto! :noway:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I've decided that I'm going to become a vegan, but I'm still going to eat meat because I'm a paleo vegan.

    What? You can't be vegan and eat meat!

    Stop bullying me!

    Are you arguing with yourself?

    I could ask you that same question!
  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    If you play Phil Collins backwards it tells you to worship the devil

    Listening to Phil Collins forwards, caused me to start worshiping the devil.

    Listening to anything backwards is backwards any way.

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