How do you American women feel about this?

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  • rieann84
    rieann84 Posts: 511 Member
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    hard crusty non-delicious cone? ice cream with none of the following: chocolate, peanut butter, marshmallow, cookie dough?


    Not interested.

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  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
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    LOL. You're funny. I don't like it, though. I don't like cones. I have this thing about mixing different textures. I can't eat a hard cone with soft ice cream. Totally ruins it. Same thing w sprinkles on ice cream. I like my ice cream in a bowl, anyway.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Looks like you have too much time on your hands and I am a Woman and American so Listen to me.
    TL;DR
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    ...and go!

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    I would rather have rocky road.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    Take away the cone and replace it with a chocolate brownie, change the ice cream to vanilla, and top with chocolate AND caramel and I'll follow you anywhere. :heart:

    BTW how do we know that you're not an American woman? All we ever see is that donkey face. :tongue:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.

    how? Please explain. With a diagram.

    ETA: by that I mean explain how it looks like a penis. You don't need to provide a diagram of how to lick one.

    ETA#2: unless you really really want to
    The scoop on top...left side comes to what looks like the head and if you go up and to the right that would be the shaft and a ball sac (side view of a penis and testicles).

    I see it now.... it's quite small though.... but maybe it'll get bigger when licked? :wink:
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
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    For those who need a visual ...

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    The penis cone.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.


    I'll never eat ice cream from a cone again.
    Cool. More for me.

    Are we still talking about ice cream?
    Uhm.....yes? *ahem* I mean, yes. Definitely yes.


    Too bad 'cause I'm still gonna eat ice cream, just from a cup or right out of the box.

    However you can keep all the penises for yourself.
    And the cones. Don't forget those. I'm taking all the cones too. :angry:
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.


    I'll never eat ice cream from a cone again.
    Cool. More for me.

    Are we still talking about ice cream?
    Uhm.....yes? *ahem* I mean, yes. Definitely yes.


    Too bad 'cause I'm still gonna eat ice cream, just from a cup or right out of the box.

    However you can keep all the penises for yourself.
    And the cojones. Don't forget those. I'm taking all the cojones too. :angry:

    Fixed it for you.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    Even though I'm Canadian, I'll (politely) butt in with my opinion anyway. Definitely needs more chocolate and preferably mini marshmallows and nuts, not THAT kind. :tongue: And I need to find a cone holder like that. :love:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.


    I'll never eat ice cream from a cone again.
    Cool. More for me.

    Are we still talking about ice cream?
    Uhm.....yes? *ahem* I mean, yes. Definitely yes.


    Too bad 'cause I'm still gonna eat ice cream, just from a cup or right out of the box.

    However you can keep all the penises for yourself.
    And the cojones. Don't forget those. I'm taking all the cojones too. :angry:

    Fixed for you.
    Thanks. I almost forgot about my protein macro. :flowerforyou:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    For those who need a visual ...

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    The penis cone.

    it's not a penis cone!

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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    For those who need a visual ...

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    The penis cone.

    it's not a penis cone!

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    But is it penis flavoured?
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
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    For those who need a visual ...

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    The penis cone.

    Well, now I'm hungry.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
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    like the things I wanna to that cone are illegal in certain states.....
  • Mongognom
    Mongognom Posts: 123
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    Where's the marshmallow fluff? And chocolate sprinkles?
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
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    I would prefer one of these...

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    A DQ blizzard in a waffle cone...

    ^^THIS^^:drinker:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    THIS looks so much better.

    *drooling*
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    I'm Canadian, can I have some too? What about whipped cream?
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
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    lol here is a typical "irrational female" reaction,

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    How funny!