The 6 worst MFP personality types.

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  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    People who are only on here for entertainment and attention.

    Surely there are other sites more suitable to that goal, but apparently they prefer fitness sites.

    Ironic that you post this in the chit chat area of said forum...

    Didn't mean that people couldn't have some entertainment on here, just get tired of the ones that are here JUST for that.
  • you forgot the *kitten*

    that's my personality type

    They suck me in with their boobage.

    In for boobage!


    I personally didn't come in here to see Boobage! (Not a word, but anyway) I didn't come in here to see guys with big chest and big arms, fantastic abs, nice legs smiling!

    Support and focus!! That's it, that's why!! lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You forgot the people who don't know what the acronyms mean and are stupid enough to ask about them, rather than just google it!

    *SMH*

    What does SMH mean?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I think jealous body shamers really fall into 2 categories: people who's butt fat goes to their head and suddenly all fat people are lazy and worthless despite the fact that they themselves were just there... and everyone else who thinks if a fat person disagrees with anything they are just being a jealous hater (which is, actually, pretty lazy).

    Why are you such a jealous hater? :flowerforyou:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    You forgot the people who don't know what the acronyms mean and are stupid enough to ask about them, rather than just google it!

    *SMH*

    What does SMH mean?
    C'mere. I'll show you.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    and then there's me...totally awesome
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You forgot the people who don't know what the acronyms mean and are stupid enough to ask about them, rather than just google it!

    *SMH*

    What does SMH mean?
    C'mere. I'll show you.

    I'm on my way. Should I bring a bib?
  • freak4iron
    freak4iron Posts: 995 Member
    :heart: :heart:
    you forgot the *kitten*
    :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • people who refuse to realize that losing weight is calories in < calories out and it's their fault for not losing the weight.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    I will second/third/whatever the "TOM posters"... OMG I get so tired of those posts LOL
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    You forgot about the 300 pound nutritionist who have successfully lost 20 pounds and are now weight loss experts.

    Also, honorable mention goes to the newly found personal trainers who have been at this for 3 months and can answer any fitness question you have with rock solid science otherwise known to the rest of the world as opinion articles on the internet.
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    Rename #3 The White Knight

    Or it could be its own, really

    The Martyr/White Knight THIS!!
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    Can we talk about clean eating for a moment? My doctor has me on this gluten free diet. So my question is what counts as water? I read a study that diet soda is bad for you! I'm thinking of trying Skinny Fiber. What are you experiences with it? Calling all 5'8" girls with 50lbs to lose, what is your shoe size?

    EDIT: Also, let me just say, I'm freaking out!
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    did someone say pets???

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  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    I will second/third/whatever the "TOM posters"... OMG I get so tired of those posts LOL

    I seriously can't understand the TOM posts with questions. Seriously, women get their periods at what, 12-13? By the time you've 30 shouldn't you pretty much be used to what's going on? It happens every month.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    You forgot the people who don't know what the acronyms mean and are stupid enough to ask about them, rather than just google it!

    *SMH*

    What does SMH mean?
    C'mere. I'll show you.

    I'm on my way. Should I bring a bib?
    Yes. And the ostrich feathers--and the red one.
  • moment_to_arise
    moment_to_arise Posts: 207 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.

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    holy crap. shut up and take my money. where can i get one of those???
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    I hate everyone equally,

    Oh Spade, you are so sweet.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.

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    holy crap. shut up and take my money. where can i get one of those???
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  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    Nevermind!
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
    You forgot about the 300 pound nutritionist who have successfully lost 20 pounds and are now weight loss experts.

    Also, honorable mention goes to the newly found personal trainers who have been at this for 3 months and can answer any fitness question you have with rock solid science otherwise known to the rest of the world as opinion articles on the internet.

    AAAAHHHHHH Imagine that in your household from someone who just had the gastric bypass surgery thing done! I just got out of surgery from having my gallbladder removed (FINALLY), and one of the first things she says is that I snore meaning I MUST have sleep apnea (I'm on my back, have huge tits, still coming out of anesthetic and the after affects.) Yes, I'm heavy, but for anyone who has slept in the same room as me knows I don't (at least frequently).

    THEN says, when I'm excited to see real food again after having broth for one meal after the surgery and being really hungry, that I have an unhealthy relationship with food!

    I'm already emotional that morning from having to go home, and at that point I'm crying which is making my freshly sliced into abdomen SCREAM in pain from the heaving sobs.

    WOMAN! I used to be athletic and smaller than you! What happened to the first 8 years I knew you where I was the one going running, huh? DON NOT LECTURE ME. *smh* I was never more furious and hurt in my life. Add hypocrites to that list, please!

    *edit to add quote*
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    My #1...those that ask the question but don't want to hear the truth. They just want someone to validate their ridiculousness.

    Also, TOM and water/juice fasts. Seriously...
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.

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  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)


    Fixed that for you. Corrected list of all seven of the most annoying types.
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    I will second/third/whatever the "TOM posters"... OMG I get so tired of those posts LOL

    I seriously can't understand the TOM posts with questions. Seriously, women get their periods at what, 12-13? By the time you've 30 shouldn't you pretty much be used to what's going on? It happens every month.

    The only excuse I will allow is that for someone like me, where I'm losing a lot of weight, the release of estrogen from the fat stores does screw with things. However, the posts where it's like "I'm retaining water, oh noes!" I'm like... really? You never did that ever in your life?
  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    ...bacon IS the greatest thing ever.

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    This totally made me smile, thanks!
  • You forgot people with no sense of humor :grumble:
  • I just want to interrupt briefly to speak on behalf of all of the socially challenged, physically marginal guys out there who, without *kitten*, would still be sleeping in a twin bed, *kitten* to the sound of their older sister's getting laid in the next room.

    Easy woman with low standards...we salute you!

    Sorry, didn't mean to derail.

    A toast.... To loose women!