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  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    This Works!!! Eat 100 Calories every other hour and exercise for 14.5 minutes on a Tri Split every other week routine for 30 days

    It's true because I got it from someone who:
    --Has logged 30+ days on MFP
    - Has an Internet Personal Trainer Certificate AND a WHOLE lot of Random Vowels and Acronyms like A.X.S.S.E. after their name
  • candiceh3
    candiceh3 Posts: 379
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    I am so in.

    broccoli has negative calories so eat as much of it as you want
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
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    I took LSD and became a toaster.

    Wait - a toaster or toaster oven? Could you toast bagels, for instance?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I've started drinking mouthwash, it cleans out all your toxins
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    I've started drinking mouthwash, it cleans out all your toxins

    I usually drink bleach to flush my liver - I add sugar free Kool-aid to make it taste better.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I've started drinking mouthwash, it cleans out all your toxins

    I usually drink bleach to flush my liver - I add sugar free Kool-aid to make it taste better.

    Paleo won't allow kool-aid or bleach. What can I do instead?
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
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    My favorite so far has been oil pulling.

    Apparently, you can lose weight and cure cancer by making mayonnaise in your mouth.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
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    Pregnant woman piss.

    500 cals a day and a drink of pee, and the pee makes your fat *literally* melt.
  • candiceh3
    candiceh3 Posts: 379
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    Pregnant woman piss.

    500 cals a day and a drink of pee, and the pee makes your fat *literally* melt.

    LMAO ewww. But man that hcg really packs a punch.

    I hear you shouldn't eat carbs, fats or proteins after 3:42.11 pm.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    I've started drinking mouthwash, it cleans out all your toxins

    I usually drink bleach to flush my liver - I add sugar free Kool-aid to make it taste better.

    Paleo won't allow kool-aid or bleach. What can I do instead?

    the start of the middle palaeolithic era is heralded by the controlled use of fire, so maybe you can use fire and burn all the toxins out of yourself? Or cauterise your liver with a stone blade heated in a fire?
  • reds_1
    reds_1 Posts: 59
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    I've started drinking mouthwash, it cleans out all your toxins

    I usually drink bleach to flush my liver - I add sugar free Kool-aid to make it taste better.

    Paleo won't allow kool-aid or bleach. What can I do instead?

    the start of the middle palaeolithic era is heralded by the controlled use of fire, so maybe you can use fire and burn all the toxins out of yourself? Or cauterise your liver with a stone blade heated in a fire?

    Wait, what? Fire is all I need? I've got a handy weight loss method in a box of matches?

    Feel the burn!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    It makes sense to use fire. A calorie is the amount if energy it takes to raise a litre of water by one degree, and fire makes water boil. So it burns all the calories.

    It's just science

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