NEED FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON MY BEHALF

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE. THANK YOU.

ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

JIM
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Hi Jim! I'm looking to do the same! Hoping to fight off the holidays by relying on other people for support in all forms.

    Feel free to add me :flowerforyou:
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I'll take your wife from you. That's over 100 pounds lost right there.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Hi Jim! I'm looking to do the same! Hoping to fight off the holidays by relying on other people for support in all forms.

    Feel free to add me :flowerforyou:

    CAN I TRUST YOU TO DO THE LEGWORK FOR ME? I HATE LEG LIFTS.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I'll take your wife from you. That's over 100 pounds lost right there.

    IN!!! Have you seen what this guy eats? Not only is she gorgeous, but she can cook, too!

    You may have to share her.

    Jim: let me know if you get any takers. I could use a stand in as well. My feet hurt from standing so long.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE. THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM

    u got it man.
    i'll jux do wut worx for you.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE. THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM

    u got it man.
    i'll jux do wut worx for you.

    Ouch, that was really painful.


    ETA: I am in no way referring to his spelling, because that is totally against CG and I would never ever ever do that.



    .......... < for Jof, if he made it this far.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    sUp. i tHEenK i kAN hElp U oWT?
  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
    You need to not shout and spell correctly. And how can people lose weight for you? It's your journey, nobody elses.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I'll take your wife from you. That's over 100 pounds lost right there.

    IN!!! Have you seen what this guy eats? Not only is she gorgeous, but she can cook, too!

    You may have to share her.

    Jim: let me know if you get any takers. I could use a stand in as well. My feet hurt from standing so long.


    Can she cook SuiTe Pertaterz?
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    OMG YOLO!
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    I'll exercise for you, but I hate tracking things, so you'll need to find somebody else to follow me around and log it.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I might be able to help out but only if you're exactly 6'1", just like me. I can only be a supportive friend to people the same height and build as me.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    put me down for losing five pounds on your behalf. I can look better and also feel like I am doing something charitable. This is a great idea, OP
  • prettyface55
    prettyface55 Posts: 508 Member
    Haha.. this is very funny!!
  • You can have what I have lost so far if you will take my plantar warts.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I will lose weight for you if you eat for me. Deal?
  • HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE. THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM

    Wait, so if I understand correctly, you are wheeling yourself around on a gurney trying to get fit and you hit something and flattened your toe? I'd get off the gurney before the nurses call security and ask why you are wheeling yourself around on one. Running would be good not only for prevention of being confined in a small space, but for aerobics too.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Totally in!! I mean, this is a SUPPORT site and we're ALL here for the SAME reason, right? I'm so glad to know what that reason is now... losing weight for Jim!
    Jim, I hope you like double chocolate frozen yogurt with dark chocolate bits -- that's what I'm logging for you right now, k?
  • I would be happy to eat all your broccoli for you.... This b*tch loves her broccoli
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    I'd like to help but I sometimes burn a lot of calories in a day and don't always eat them all back. I'll probably put you into "starvation mode". Sorry 'bout that.

    What if I eat some Raspberry Ketones? Will that help you? I'm thinking of wearing a garbage bag to bed also. Let me know if it works for you.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hey-exercise for me & we got a deal!:laugh:
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    OP, I'd like to have a protein shake but I'm not sure if they fit your macros. So I need your macros. Can you PM me your macros right away cuz I need 'em. So PM them. If you could do it right now I'd be sooooooooo grateful.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Bump cuz you haven't responded
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Bump cuz you still haven't responded.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM


    Jim,

    It's XARSIZE. It's tuf to reed ur posts when you half a mizspelt ward. But u kin putz me down four fife pownds, becuz I'm a giffer.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I might be able to help out but only if you're exactly 6'1", just like me. I can only be a supportive friend to people the same height and build as me.

    Im doing pilates that make muscles longer so I shud be yore hite in six months and then I will be yore best frend and say way to go in yore wall every day and look at yore diary and tell you wat to eat where dobyou buy clothes from so i can dress the same to
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    N:angry:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?