NEED FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON MY BEHALF

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'll tell you what. I will burn a quick ten pounds for you over the next month, if you have sex with my SO for me. She has herpes and refuses to let me use a condom.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I AM SEEKING SOMEONE WHO IS 6'1" TO PAY MY MORTGAGE AND GAS BILLS FOR ME. THAT IS THE TYPE OF SUPPORT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR. FAVORITE COLOR MUST BE ORANGE, TOO.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM

    Pour one out.

    Though his grammar made it clear he's no mensa candidate, I loved his delegated devotion to his gurney.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.

    Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Hi Jim,

    Absolutely! E-mail sent! I will lose weight for you because I don't have any weight to lose, so I am available to lose weight for you. Feel free to talk to me constantly. I will make sure you eated and stuff. And I will lift my legs for you. I heard you don't like leg lifts.

    Your new friend,

    Binary Pulsar
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    And a good day to you also!
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
    SENDZ ME UR FRIENDS, PL0X.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.

    Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse?
    :drinker:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    SENDZ ME UR FRIENDS, PL0X.
    Is that the one before or after p90x?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i hate this post. it makes me feel incredibly guilty.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    You need to not shout and spell correctly. And how can people lose weight for you? It's your journey, nobody elses.

    we have located the "sarchasm".
  • darbydh1982
    darbydh1982 Posts: 13 Member
    This is one of my favorite posts EVUR!
  • slouw10
    slouw10 Posts: 82 Member
    I will eat for you, but hell - you gonna do your own excersize!! :laugh:
  • darbydh1982
    darbydh1982 Posts: 13 Member
    I'll exercise for you, but I hate tracking things, so you'll need to find somebody else to follow me around and log it.

    I am happy to do the tracking for your exercises, but I hate counting calories so someone will have to follow someone else around to log those.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I AM SEEKING SOMEONE WHO IS 6'1" TO PAY MY MORTGAGE AND GAS BILLS FOR ME. THAT IS THE TYPE OF SUPPORT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR. FAVORITE COLOR MUST BE ORANGE, TOO.

    YUR GRIMMER IS TO GOOD, YURE CAPAPABLE OF DOING IT YURSELF
  • LaserMum
    LaserMum Posts: 133
    I'll do the aerobix for you. That's weetabix covered in Aero chocolate, yes? :drinker: :love: :laugh:
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE. THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    GOOD DAY!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I AM SEEKING SOMEONE WHO IS 6'1" TO PAY MY MORTGAGE AND GAS BILLS FOR ME. THAT IS THE TYPE OF SUPPORT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR. FAVORITE COLOR MUST BE ORANGE, TOO.

    YUR GRIMMER IS TO GOOD, YURE CAPAPABLE OF DOING IT YURSELF
    HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR EVEN ORANGE?
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
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  • Thommothebear
    Thommothebear Posts: 25 Member
    I'll do a deal with you. You buy me a gym membership and I'll do all your workouts for you.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS AS LOVING AS THAT GIRL LOOKS LIKE.
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
    Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse?

    And now I know what to put on my MFP inspirational macro (once I get myself a good picture...)

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