NEED FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON MY BEHALF

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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    hey-exercise for me & we got a deal!:laugh:
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    OP, I'd like to have a protein shake but I'm not sure if they fit your macros. So I need your macros. Can you PM me your macros right away cuz I need 'em. So PM them. If you could do it right now I'd be sooooooooo grateful.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    Bump cuz you haven't responded
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    Bump cuz you still haven't responded.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
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    HELLO EVERYONE. I HAVE BEEN ON MY FITNESS GURNEY FOR AWHILE NOW AND I HAVE HIT A PLATTOE. I NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR ME. I AM TIRED OF COUNTING CALIROES AND NEED SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE TO JUST EMAIL SO THEY WILL LOG MY FOOD FOR ME AND ALSO EXERCISE THANK YOU.

    ALSO I DO NOT HAVE MUCH MOTIVATION SO MY FRIENDS NEED TO BE REALLY MOTIVATED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGHOUT A DAY TO ASK IF I HAVE EATED ANYTHING.

    YOUR HELP IS GOOD APPRECIATED. GOOD DAY.

    JIM


    Jim,

    It's XARSIZE. It's tuf to reed ur posts when you half a mizspelt ward. But u kin putz me down four fife pownds, becuz I'm a giffer.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    I might be able to help out but only if you're exactly 6'1", just like me. I can only be a supportive friend to people the same height and build as me.

    Im doing pilates that make muscles longer so I shud be yore hite in six months and then I will be yore best frend and say way to go in yore wall every day and look at yore diary and tell you wat to eat where dobyou buy clothes from so i can dress the same to
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    N:angry:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I'll tell you what. I will burn a quick ten pounds for you over the next month, if you have sex with my SO for me. She has herpes and refuses to let me use a condom.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    I AM SEEKING SOMEONE WHO IS 6'1" TO PAY MY MORTGAGE AND GAS BILLS FOR ME. THAT IS THE TYPE OF SUPPORT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR. FAVORITE COLOR MUST BE ORANGE, TOO.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM

    Pour one out.

    Though his grammar made it clear he's no mensa candidate, I loved his delegated devotion to his gurney.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.

    Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Hi Jim,

    Absolutely! E-mail sent! I will lose weight for you because I don't have any weight to lose, so I am available to lose weight for you. Feel free to talk to me constantly. I will make sure you eated and stuff. And I will lift my legs for you. I heard you don't like leg lifts.

    Your new friend,

    Binary Pulsar
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    And a good day to you also!
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
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    SENDZ ME UR FRIENDS, PL0X.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    The angry jellyfish on your shirt tells me you're gonna be OK.

    WRONG

    The angry jellyfish means he's not gonna be OK?

    RIP JIM
    It's worse than that: he's dead, Jim.

    Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse?
    :drinker:

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