I Want You Because...

Tankiscool

Because she's a bit of a smartass and I like it xD

Bill9160

If I get one more person to sign up for the time share I get a free trip to Hawaii

AliNouveau

You own a time share in Hawaii

Watching_The_Wheels

For income tax purposes...

Bill9160

Because my last butler passed away.

AliNouveau

You can say the butler did it and mean it

Watching_The_Wheels

You like to get physical - Olivia Newton-John style...

AliNouveau

I wanna dance with somebody

liftorgohome

I need someone to cook and clean for me.

Bill9160

I enjoy helping the less fortunate

terrordawg

I might need your liver someday

Reckoner67

I have too many livers and would love to offload one or two

AliNouveau

We're the same blood type.

AliNouveau

I need some jars opened
(I seriously do, I wanted jam today and finally got the third jar open)

Bill9160

She has unopened jars of jam....I like jam😁

liftorgohome

I need my toilets cleaned

Bill9160

I need customers for my maid cleaning service

Nanalove2018

You're awesome

Frieswithdatshake

You're a freaking 11/10!

terrordawg

You neeeeed to give me makeup tips

Bill9160

I need someone to watch the Last Waltz with.

terrordawg

I need a partner for music trivia night

liftorgohome

I need a partner for naked twister

RhiAnLewis17

I need a bodyguard.

liftorgohome

I need a partner for twister

PaperDoll_

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PaperDoll_

Because she thinks 5'3" is tall

Tankiscool

Shes fun and fun sized xD

Nanalove2018

One of the nicest people I've encountered on MFP