I Want You Because...

Humadog21

Has great hair and wants to hike 😍

liftorgohome

Need someone to go atving with

nts808

It would only take us one trip to take our groceries out of the car

epr31295

Because I collect SSN's

liftorgohome

Bc you're buying the beers

terrordawg

I like beer

pmm300

Is there a character limit for these responses? If so, I might hit it if I were to start listing the reasons lol

terrordawg

pmm300 wrote: »

Is there a character limit for these responses? If so, I might hit it if I were to start listing the reasons lol

😍

stanlfink

You make cute emojis 😉!

Bill9160

I need an alibi for last night

terrordawg

I need a getaway driver

epr31295

Your sweetness would balance my assholeness!

AliNouveau

you're young and strong and can dig cars out.

AliNouveau

because the driveway needs to be done too and my shoulder isn't very happy with me. I suspect you're a shovelling machine

AliNouveau

sadly it doesn't help really.
I also have curling tonight, I was asked to spare for a bonspiel tomorrow but said no and thank goodness

liftorgohome

Bc I can't ice skate. Need lessons.

t41flyer

Great complexion

AliNouveau

When people say hands up you say how how???!

Reckoner67

Because I’m lying here trying to sleep and the dishwasher keeps beeping dang it

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Bill9160

I need someone to go toy shopping with

liftorgohome

I need some money

GilTAzell

I need a DD

AliNouveau

He said he'll be my bodyguard and that i can call him betty because i'm already Al

GilTAzell

Maybe I just want to experience your canal

AliNouveau

i need a new partner to skate with and he said he'd be up to the task

Watching_The_Wheels

You have very good posture...

AliNouveau

You know how to walk the walk

Bill9160

She comes through in the clutch

Watching_The_Wheels

Of your ability to file a Schedule C...