I Want You Because...

AliNouveau

He might eat the pretzels I'm making

epr31295

She is willing to feed me Pretzels

AliNouveau

He'll eat anything apparently

epr31295

She never cares how much I eat!

phoenixrising5721

AliNouveau wrote: »

Indeed an alarm clock battery and might know where to find one

I'd even give it to you for free

AliNouveau

But would you install it? I have lots of clocks

phoenixrising5721

You know I would. Just for you tho. We'll keep it our secret

AliNouveau

Woo hoo
He also has pizza like a constant supply

phoenixrising5721

I do. It's an addiction.

AliNouveau

He can run faster than the speed of light

phoenixrising5721

She knows my secrets so I have to keep her close

AliNouveau

He tells me all. And the free batteries aren't bad

phoenixrising5721

I do it I's true. But you gotta taste her pretzels

slimgirljo15

You have a persistent, never give up attitude

lx1x

That tongue

s1im62

Because she proves the proverb : "The tongue is a fire, full of wickedness", and I can resist anything but temptation!

Ashkea76

Because you like fire

Sharsou

Because you’re hotter than fire 😊😉

PiscesIntuition

Because you’re hairless

calno8294

Because you’re funny.

Masyn88

because I don't want to make my own sandwiches, and I feel like maybe you could make me a sandwich...

phoenixrising5721

Youre a girl i'm a guy and were easy lol

PaperDoll_

Because you're headless so I won't have to hear you talk.

Bonus.. you're earless so you won't have to hear me talk either!

Curlsandbarbells

I’m not fussy 🤣

Tigg_er

She's Not Fussy

mattig89ch

I like tigers, big cats

Sharsou

You’re easy going

PiscesIntuition

If I could just see a face!

PaperDoll_

I have a face!

KelleyCakes

You might have a pet sloth. 😍