I Want You Because...

KelleyCakes

liftorgohome wrote: »

I need someone to pick up the soap for me. lol

I'd just buy you new soap.

calno8294 wrote: »

Because my truck is due for an oil change.

Because we could bond over a bottle of wine.

KelleyCakes

Hiking yes .... In a very public place.

KelleyCakes

I wouldn't assume a minion would be picky. 🤷

Gustaaf85 wrote: »

She fits my "profile"

Minions are cute tho. A handful but cute.

Jakes_adventure

calno8294 wrote: »

Because my truck is due for an oil change.

Because you have a truck 👌🏼

calno8294

Because he’s going to wash my Cummins.

liftorgohome

Because she needs a spanking.

Jakes_adventure

Because you have a Ram and I do too.

KelleyCakes

Can I jump on this Ram party? I have an EcoDiesel. All black. 😘

Jakes_adventure

Yes you may. Ram life is a good life. 🐏

Ashkea76

Because you can haul stuff in your truck

liftorgohome

Because you can cook.

Jakes_adventure

Because you would let me haul your stuff in my truck

liftorgohome

Because we can tailgate in your truck before the game

KelleyCakes

Because there's a tail gating party going on and I'll bring another tail gate.

Ashkea76

Party?! I'm in. I'll be baking cookies today anyway, so I'll just make some extra for the party

liftorgohome

I'm hungry for cookies

calno8294

Hungry for a banana

liftorgohome

I'll give ya a banana!!

Jakes_adventure

because you like bananas given to you.

Jakes_adventure

lmao

terrordawg

I like adventures! 😊

AliNouveau

I hear you have a contact for Leaf tickets

Ashkea76

Because I've never seen THAT minion before.

Jakes_adventure

cuz 31,540 posts

calno8294

I need a new paid of sunglasses and I like yours.

Jakes_adventure

because you can give me modeling lessons.

calno8294

Because you’re hilarious.

Jakes_adventure

Because you think I'm hilarious

Ashkea76

Because who doesn't like to laugh?!

Jakes_adventure

Because you gave me your snapchat