I Want You Because...

gillylucky13

Because i wanna know ur lift routine

Ashkea76

Because he wants to lift.. I'd love to see that.

NoHookUpZone

You have cinnamon rolls

melissawill2017

You are amazingly amazing!!!!

Watching_The_Wheels

You come from far away with pictures in your eyes of coffee shops and morning streets in the blue and silent sunrise...

Ashkea76

Because your descriptive text is amazing

halflingpie

I don't want you, that's childish. I needs you. And when you need something, that's an adult responsibility. It's a sign of matur...

Oh look bunnies!

terrordawg

You’re a funny guy. I like funny guys.

halflingpie

I like a lady who 'knows funny'
Especially when she is cute
And knows TESD

terrordawg

halflingpie

Ashkea76

Because I had to Google TESD, which means there's always something new to learn.

halflingpie

Because you just took the first step to being a better person.

A better Ant.

Watching_The_Wheels

We complete each other’s run-on incoherent sentences like on last Thursday when you said that and if we could because not only did we yes but also can so naturally it inevitably happened twice so far...

FabulousFantasticFifty

You'd make me confused when tipsy and I'd probably laugh my arssse off!! 😋

terrordawg

A spa day with cocktails sounds perfect right now

halflingpie

I don't know.
My original post wasn't as funny as I thought

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seepersaud

she's sassy

KelleyCakes

We can go to the beach

terrordawg

You’re so lovely

Watching_The_Wheels

You’re symmetrical...

liftorgohome

You hate grunge too

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liftorgohome

I can't scratch the middle of my back and it itches.

calno8294

To carry the groceries from the truck to the kitchen.

aracely2224

We can go to the gym together

s1im62

You're my best gym partner ever!

Ashkea76

Because you seem sweet

NoHookUpZone

Because you have pizza