I Want You Because...

Eaturmeat

It’s another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I just got paid

lx1x

👈This is a holdup... Give me all your money..😆

terrordawg

We can take @Eaturmeat out for a steak dinner. He’s got nobody and I hear he just got robbed.

lx1x

Mmm..steaks.. 🤤

terrordawg

You’re buyin’! 😂

slimgirljo15

My laundry needs doing

lx1x

My laundry need to be folded.. 😄

terrordawg

Jo’s whites are now pink 😬

lx1x

All her clothes are pink.. no need to separate them. 😄

slimgirljo15

The floors need mopping ..

KelleyCakes

You're awesome in all ways.

tc1333

You make me smile

KelleyCakes

You like to smile. 😉

Watching_The_Wheels

Your ability to read defenses and audible...

KelleyCakes

You're mysterious.

Eaturmeat

Because she probably makes good cake

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halflingpie

Because I need help with math.

I'm trying to replace my X with U

Watching_The_Wheels

You’re set to automatically update...

halflingpie

(I'm so outdated they don't even make updates anymore. I just have a "No Longer Supported" message)

terrordawg

I like your sense of humour and movie references! 😊

halflingpie

terrordawg

I can’t seeeee it 😭

halflingpie

theresa120 wrote: »

I can’t seeeee it 😭

It's the Han Solo "I know" Gif.

AliNouveau

You'e a Princess Leia fantasy and I've the costume

terrordawg

I need a date to the costume party

liftorgohome

I need someone to clean my toilets

KelleyCakes

You like to have your house clean... That's important to me.

terrordawg

I need a new doormat

KelleyCakes

theresa120 wrote: »

I need a new doormat

If you like curvy doormats I'm your girl. 😬