I Want You Because...

liftorgohome

Maybe a shave too?

Sharsou

halflingpie wrote: »

Just a little off the top. . .

. . . of the neck right?

😂😂😂

terrordawg

I could go for a spot of tea ☕️

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halflingpie

I need to stop lamely shoe-horning in whatever random song I'm currently listening to into a post.

liftorgohome

I want to pretend I'm Rambo going down the river to war.

halflingpie

I'm willing to draw First Blood. Xp

AliNouveau

I feel like you'd bring me food and I'm hungry

liftorgohome

Your having a picnic and I want to bring the wine.

KelleyCakes

You could go lift with me and teach me a thing or two.

terrordawg

You’re the she to my “nanigans” 🤗

halflingpie

Because she reminds me of my appendix.

I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

terrordawg

halflingpie wrote: »

Because she reminds me of my appendix.

I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

BEST. LINE. EVER. ❤️😂
You’ve won me over

halflingpie

gapeachy74

He’s witty

halflingpie

She's pretty
And bright

gapeachy74

https://images.app.goo.gl/xmdiAg9p9hFsP37ZA

He’s sweet

How do I get my gif to show up? 🤷‍♀️

halflingpie

Type [Img and [/img on either side of the link and close the ] (it's hard to show, if you hit quote on my post you can see how my gif is linked)

gapeachy74

halflingpie wrote: »

Type [Img and [/img on either side of the link and close the ] (it's hard to show, if you hit quote on my post you can see how my gif is linked)

Thank you!

Because he’s a great teacher

halflingpie

Do you accept library cards?

Cause I'd like to check you out.

PaperDoll_

Do you have a band-aid?

I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

slimgirljo15

You're corny 🌽🌽

halflingpie

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Do you have a band-aid?

I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?

PaperDoll_

Because you skipped Jo and went straight for me.

slimgirljo15

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Because you skipped Jo and went straight for me.

.. he's must have a thing for sloths

Cause you've a cute gf

halflingpie

When you're around I can't even see other girls.

KelleyCakes

Sounds like you need someone to help you get around and not crash into other people... I could be that person.

Tigg_er

Cause you know all the spots

slimgirljo15

You're a super sweetheart 🤗

Tigg_er

You make me want to dance