I Want You Because...

KelleyCakes

liftorgohome wrote: »

I need someone to make me lunch soon

Okay... Make sure you eat it to the last drop... 👀😈

liftorgohome

Not fish again :-(

terrordawg

KelleyCakes wrote: »

theresa120 wrote: »

I need a new doormat

If you like curvy doormats I'm your girl. 😬

Haha! Dammit, that was for Travis too! I’m slow today 😬

halflingpie

Because even though I don't drink coffee I like ya latte.

liftorgohome

I need a boat to go fishing with Cake.

gapeachy74

Because you need a boat and I have one and live on the lake

liftorgohome

Because I want to go waterskiing with you and then watch the sunset on your boat.

gapeachy74

Because that sounds perfect

liftorgohome

Because I need someone to snuggle with on your boat.

gapeachy74

🙋‍♀️

liftorgohome

Because I bet you can keep me warm on your boat.

terrordawg

This glass isn’t gonna fill itself! 🥃

liftorgohome

I'll fill it up for ya, beer or rum and coke?

terrordawg

You know me so well!! 🤗

liftorgohome

I need a drinking partner.

terrordawg

🍻

I need someone to implicate for the crimes I “allegedly” committed

halflingpie

My doctor said I need more Vitamin U

KelleyCakes

Because you're funny

liftorgohome

You think I'm a good alibi.

Sharsou

Need to pump up more weights in the gym

slimgirljo15

My pool boy quit

terrordawg

I need an excuse to visit Australia 😊

KelleyCakes

You're visiting Jo in Australia. 😉

halflingpie

I'm craving cake ;D

Sharsou

I want to go to woods

halflingpie

Sure, I love taking people to the woods.

Sharsou

halflingpie wrote: »

Sure, I love taking people to the woods.

😂😂don’t wry I won’t do this to you!

liftorgohome

I need a haircut

Sharsou

liftorgohome wrote: »

I need a haircut

Halflingpie loves to cut, he’ll do that for you 😂

halflingpie

Just a little off the top. . .

. . . of the neck right?