I Want You Because...

wam60

She has "things"

Cat0703a

You’ll buy me even more “things” 🥳

PBRexpert77

because she's honest and cute

Ashkea76

Because he knows how to do all SORTS of things that are scary

Cat0703a

I’m under the weather and I bet she’d get me whiskey to kill the germs!!

PBRexpert77

Because any lady wants whiskey, I'll bring that straight away sunshine

capgordon2302

Cause they have drink lol 🤣

Kasymira

Watching a sunrise seems like a fun time

wam60

She likes to watch stuff

try_harderG

because he's the last on the thread

Ashkea76

Because there's something to be said about a creative user name.

ryannxtlvl

Because the word is she can make a mean margarita pizza

Cat0703a

You get rid of unnecessary letters like the letter ‘e’

Watching_The_Wheels

In a world made up of mostly 2-faced people, you are pleasantly half-faced..

Ashkea76

Because he's creative and intelligent

mikedee_nyc

Because she’s beautiful and can bake

Ashkea76

awww thanks Mike. Because he'd taste test for me, and make me pasta!

mikedee_nyc

Because it would taste sweet every time 😉

Ashkea76

Because he comes prepared with a big appetite

capgordon2302

Cause shes a kick girl and wicked sence of humour

ClownsScareMe

because the Moon orbits the Earth

Ashkea76

Because Space, Basketball, and the hatred of clowns... that's a lot to unpack, but I like it.

gcibsthom

Yes.....because she seems like a very sharp lady.....

wam60

I can hitch a ride to the gym

ClownsScareMe

because he knows Xmas legend the Grinch

Corina1143

Because I'm very brave around clowns. I'll scratch his back, maybe he'll scratch mine.

fitandabs2020

She can scratch my back ..

try_harderG

You have my sunglasses on

PaperDoll_

Your bellybutton isn’t unusually large

Cat0703a

Who wouldn’t want a friend with an unusually big tongue 😏