I Want You Because...

wam60

She will know everything...go on Jeopardy...win millions...and share it all with me

Cat0703a

You’re getting a share of millions 😏

MtnRunng

I have a ton of Eggos but not maple syrup

PaperDoll_

Because those ears 😍

Ashkea76

Because she's a little different, and a LOT sassy

wam60

She can bake!!!

Corina1143

He appreciates good baking, and I'm a baker!

Ashkea76

Because I bake too, and it would be fun to collaborate and swap recipes!

gcibsthom

Because I don't bake and she can teach me....

wam60

I need someone else to help eat all these baked goods or I'd be as big as a house

PaperDoll_

Did you say baked goods? I’m your person 😋

Cat0703a

I want fish and chips too. Except mine can touch 😏

PaperDoll_

Because you need me to teach you not to eat like an animal 😱

Cat0703a

C’mon @paperdoll_ do you know how many people would have enjoyed seeing that photo?? 😏

PaperDoll_

I can show them it! 😈

Cat0703a

You have a bigger collection of photos of me than I do…and that’ll be useful for my funeral when the time comes. Just eliminate the one I just sent 🤦🏼‍♀️

gcibsthom

Because I want to delay your funeral as long as possible

Cat0703a

That is a very sweet thing to say. 🤗

PaperDoll_

Because you think it’s sweet when someone wants to keep your dead body for as long as possible before your funeral 😱

gcibsthom

nope..want to keep her healthy and alive

PaperDoll_

Because you’ll keep my Kitty alive 🥰

gcibsthom

is your kitty dying?

PaperDoll_

I don’t know.. can you take a look at her? Wait.. what? 😳

Cat0703a

Stop offering me around!! 😳😤

capgordon2302

Cause of ur wise cracks lol

xMadMaddiex

It's getting spicy in here. I like it.

capgordon2302

Can't beat a bit of spice in life

gcibsthom

Life would be much more bland without plenty of spice

wam60

Need to have some sugar with that spice too...

Cat0703a

You’ll eat the sugary things for me