How do you even flirt?

sassypants0923

Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.

How you doin'?

SEE! lol

Mia_RagazzaTosta

wash your face first.

dried blood trickling down your chin and neck might send the wrong message.

unless he's a vampire.

*snort*

BrendaLee

If you want him to come home with you, ask him to come home with you. It's that easy.

InForBacon

Drop an "if ya know what I mean" at the end of everything.

Target: Golly it sure is nice out today.
OP: Yeah the clouds are so fluffy...if ya know what I mean.
Target: Excuse me?
OP: I mean, the grass looks so green and luscious...if ya know what I mean.
Target: ...

Guaranteed success with this one OP, you can't go any more wrong than you're already going.

lolcats

SoDamnHungry

Kevalicious99

Men (the ones who aren't complete jerks, anyway) care far less about our bodily flaws than we do. Most don't even notice a lot of them.

Exactly ... personally I am much more concerned about how bad I look naked than worrying about what my female partner looks like.

I am much more interested in what is in their head .. that what their body looks like. I don't know if I am like most guys .. but probably most non jerks .. probably would agree with me.

DeltaZero

Ask him what he is doing tonight. Tell him its the wrong answer before he finishes. Tell him it should be you.

InForBacon

Men (the ones who aren't complete jerks, anyway) care far less about our bodily flaws than we do. Most don't even notice a lot of them.

Exactly ... personally I am much more concerned about how bad I look naked than worrying about what my female partner looks like.

I am much more interested in what is in their head .. that what their body looks like. I don't know if I am like most guys .. but probably most non jerks .. probably would agree with me.

LOL lies

delicious_cocktail

Joke around a bit, throw in a few minor sexual innuendoes, repeat.

a hot dog walks into a bar....I want you inside of me....and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here".

This would work on me for a variety of reasons.

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AlsDonkBoxSquat

When I was single I'd just steal a kiss . . . either he gets in your bed or he goes home.

The_Enginerd

wash your face first.

dried blood trickling down your chin and neck might send the wrong message.

unless he's a vampire.

That she's into women and very dedicated to her craft?

sheepysaccount

Good. Good. I shall try. Thanks for the help. And the giggles

RaeLB

I have no idea how to flirt either - when a dude I find attractive catches my eye I look away and never look back :embarassed:

My solution: get super drunk and find a way to put my bum in their lap - "60% of the time it works every time".

YesIAm17

Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.

How you doin'?

no no no... it's... How YOU doing?

YesIAm17

Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.

How you doin'?

no no no... it's... How YOU doing?

fbmandy55

I've been having a confidence boost recentl.... Thanks to lifting. Making my body firm all over, though I have plenty of soft left. :bigsmile:

funforsports

I have no idea how to flirt either - when a dude I find attractive catches my eye I look away and never look back :embarassed:

My solution: get super drunk and find a way to put my bum in their lap - "60% of the time it works every time".

I feel like this would 99% of every time.

Not only that but by sitting your bum in his lap,

I don't know how to say this, but you can tell if he is a big deal

Hauntinglyfit

Smile a lot. Laugh at his jokes. Tilt your head back when you laugh. Touch him. Not his penis though, just in case he's not into you.

What worked for me just a couple days ago was staring at his abs and sighing out loud. He got the hint.

MJC22712

Tell him he can come home with you and pick a hole...guys love that!

I can confirm, guys love this!

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StepAwayFromTheCupcake

Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

ACepero79

I'll rip a fart. If she laughs, then that breaks the ice. If she faints from the smell then I go to second base with her. If she's appalled, then it wasn't meant to be.

seltzermint555

Watch flirty girls who aren't cheesy-flirty. Girls who say things that sound cool that you would not feel horribly embarrassed to say. Then pretend you're one of those girls. It seriously works :-)

Non-sexual touching is good too. If you're the type who is absolutely terrified to touch a guy's arm, leg, shoulder, etc, in casual conversation...that is ok. He does not know that about you. Do it anyway, and he'll pick up on the cues and he can't exactly say, "ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME???" He will just be left wondering if you're naturally kinda touchy-feely or if you're into him. Subtle, but effective!

I was the girl in high school who was so clueless about flirting, but once I got to college I just decided "hey there are other chubby/dorky/whatever girls who are so adept at the flirting game, no one knows I'm not one of them!" Confidence builds with that stuff...promise!

dcarr67

Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

That would definitely get my attention

liftreadphilosophize

I laugh a lot. Guys tend to think that's flirting, which works great for me, because my actual flirting is so awkward it would make them want to die.

airdale8263

Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

Forget the wink...:laugh:

skierxjes

I take my shirt off.

Me too.

Cre8veLifeR

Ask him what he is doing tonight. Tell him its the wrong answer before he finishes. Tell him it should be you.

HA! Love that!

whierd

Grab his package and wink. :drinker:

You would get elbowed pretty dang quick.