What do you call a fish with no eyes

wjstoj
wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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HA!!! I love that joke
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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea...
  • mheebner
    mheebner Posts: 285 Member
    blind ??
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    no eye deer

    what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no d!ck?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a deer with no eyes.....and no legs?

    Still no idea.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    no eye deer

    what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no d!ck?

    Oi! I was building up to that one...
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  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    sorrrry!!! lol!

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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    sorrrry!!! lol!

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  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Leaving Zoey Deschanel to one side for a minute...( I will deal with you later)

    What do you call a man with a car on his head?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Jack!
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    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    What do you call a guy laying in a pile of leaves?
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Russell
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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a girl with a sunbed on her head?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a man between two houses?

    Ali

    Badum tish.
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
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    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    What do you call a guy hanging on the wall?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a girl with a sunbed on her head?

    Tanya!

    I'll get me coat...
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Grandpa always said there are only two things in the world that smell like fish............and one of them is fish.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    What do you call a guy hanging on the wall?
    Art



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  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a guy hanging on the wall?
    Art



    What do you call a guy floating in the water?

    Bob!

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    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    What is Super Marios favorite kind of pants???
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire?

    My wife?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
    Irene. A caucasian woman with one leg would be call Eileen.

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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    What do you call a guy who stuffed into an envelope?

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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    What do you call a guy who stuffed into an envelope?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Bill?
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    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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