What do you call a fish with no eyes

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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

    Bye Son
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Leaving Zoey Deschanel to one side for a minute...( I will deal with you later)

    What do you call a man with a car on his head?

    Jack
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire?

    My wife?

    Bernardette
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    nobody??

    ground beef
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    nobody??

    ground beef

    what did the vegetarian say to the burger?

    how now ground cow
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    how do you eat an elephant?













    one bite at a time :P
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

    Stevie, is that you?


    Brrrrrrrrrrrttt. Incorrect
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?




    Because 7 8 9!!!!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    Can I throw you a flotation devise, Bob?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Can I throw you a flotation devise, Bob?


    Ding ding ding ding ding. We have a winner.

    (But I would prefer a device thanks :wink: )
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?




    Because 7 8 9!!!!

    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?




    Because 7 8 9!!!!

    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

    Explain that to #6!!!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Why was 6 afraid of 7?




    Because 7 8 9!!!!

    It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


    Don't invalidate 6's feelings you insensitive b(%ch!
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Why is 77 better than 69?
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    Why is 77 better than 69?

    o pls tell....
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Why is 77 better than 69?

    o pls tell....

    Because you get 8 more.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    Why is 77 better than 69?

    o pls tell....

    Because you get 8 more.

    hellz yea!

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