That smell....
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LOL! These are awesome...
I work in a military hospital, and we have a guest who comes in every evening to get dinner before going home, and his cologne smells like a dead hippie -decaying patchouli, I swear -it was so bad, the server complained saying she could taste it. So we asked him one day what his cologne was and he said he didn't wear cologne, he goes to the gym and then the sauna before getting dinner. We called him Man Funk for weeks afterwards, teasing the server about tasting him.
Then a new cashier gets a whiff, gags in front of him and demands to know what nasty-@ss *kitten* he was wearing. He then admitted he blends his own body oils and his lady friend calls it her Love Potion.
His "essence" lingers for a good ten minutes after he leaves...you can smell it over the usual overwhelming aroma of fries, phillies and hot wings. We get the best laugh though, after he leaves and someone else walks in...their expressions are hilarious!0 -
Totally agree on the female bathroom issues. There is one stall that always has pee on the toilet lid. WHY???? Can you not squat properly? If not, use the seat protectors because that is what they for!!
Luckily, I have my own office. But have this great female coworker who will walk in my office just to burp. It's "our thing" now, LOL! If she needs to pass gas while I am in her office, she tells me to get out. She's thoughtful that way, haha!!! :laugh:0 -
If I could pick my stuff up I would. Unfortunately I'm located by the bathrooms and stinky coworker. And don't get me started on the bathrooms. It's very sad that signs are posted to remind females to flush the toilet. COME ON! I work with some nasty b!tches...
Oh and I almost forgot about the ghost ****ter. Someone left a present on the floor in the sink area that's located in a different room than the toilets. I feel like I need to wear a hazmat suit most days.
We deal with that, too...I've also had to deal with used feminine products...I swear I want to install a video camera in the bathroom to catch the nasty people in the act -too bad its illegal!0 -
What is a cube neighbour?0
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Yeah no I can beat you all I work in a forensic mental hosptial. If the patient isnt smearing it on the wall the then officers our wearing their weight in cologne so they don't have to smell.. Also when they build the building they use cheap pipes so alot of time sewer smeel permeates the area0
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Google "computer chair fart smell" and just start reading. A few years back I'd bought a leather chair that smelled like cigars and Googled how to remove a smoke smell from an office chair. I was not prepared for what came up. I think I cried for about two days--people have serious hygiene issues.0
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I have a 3 sided cubical. It's about 6 feet tall. Stank @$$ shares a wall with me.What is a cube neighbour?0 -
I wont sit at my desk and fart. hell no, everyone would know. I get up and cropdust the office.
^THIS. Especially since I share an office with someone.0 -
Toss her a cork with instructions.0
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Over the last couple of months I've been bombarded with what smells like a Bath and Body Works explosion. My cube neighbor (share a wall so I never see her) has been spraying an assortment of body sprays. Day in and day out I sneeze and gag... I finally found out why she is doing this.
I hear her frantically digging in her purse, then it hits me.... That smell... OH DEAR LORD BABY JESUS!
I've been smelling rose, jasmine and chocolate toots this whole time! I'm thinking Secret Santa is buying her some Gas-X this year.
Please tell me I'm not the only one that has co-workers like this?
OMG you are complaining about a co worker that you have never taken time out to acknowledge, this same person that you do not see, wants to smell sweet n fresh...you finally found out why she is doing this ...but you have not told us?
I would rather be sitting around a cube where some person takes hygiene smells as important than the smell of body odour.
Maybe she sprays her body spray because there are bad smells coming around the cube and she is trying to distract her self from them?0 -
Fight fire with fire. Buy a palm bomber and fire it over the wall at her.
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eww..thankfully, i do not remember having smelled any farts in my office(not that i can recall), but oh the stinky toilets and the nasty breath. One of the reasons, i drink less water at work and have stopped talking to my co-workers :drinker:0
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Google "computer chair fart smell" and just start reading. A few years back I'd bought a leather chair that smelled like cigars and Googled how to remove a smoke smell from an office chair. I was not prepared for what came up. I think I cried for about two days--people have serious hygiene issues.
DAMMIT! Googled, scrolled and saw approximately three posts, landed on the word dookie and can't stop laughing. I have another two hours in my office and I just KNOW I won't be convincing anyone I'm getting any work done with the "trying to control the laugh" look on my face.0 -
The beauty of having my own office (with restroom)...it's good to be the king
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The beauty of having my own office (with restroom)...it's good to be the king
The higher you are the further you can fall
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Google "computer chair fart smell" and just start reading. A few years back I'd bought a leather chair that smelled like cigars and Googled how to remove a smoke smell from an office chair. I was not prepared for what came up. I think I cried for about two days--people have serious hygiene issues.
DAMMIT! Googled, scrolled and saw approximately three posts, landed on the word dookie and can't stop laughing. I have another two hours in my office and I just KNOW I won't be convincing anyone I'm getting any work done with the "trying to control the laugh" look on my face.
You're welcome!0 -
I have the guy that tries to pass it off as a sneeze or a cough....ya you are NOT fooling anyone!!!:huh:0
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Bump! No thread this funny should end this soon!!!0
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I have the guy that tries to pass it off as a sneeze or a cough....ya you are NOT fooling anyone!!!:huh:
That only works in 2nd grade. Not that I would know personally. :bigsmile:0 -
I love sitting in a meeting with my boss, hearing her chair make a fart noise, and then watching her frantically try to get the chair to do it again to prove it was the chair.0
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my BF bought me a small air ionizer for my office and let me tell you if it can get rid of the repugnant smells working in a hospital it will work on your office mates odoriferous gas0
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Wait, women fart? AND poop?
I don't believe it.
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I wont sit at my desk and fart. hell no, everyone would know. I get up and cropdust the office.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad:
My boss does this and thinks we don't know it's him.
But, OP how about a small fan directed back at her cube??0 -
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I wont sit at my desk and fart. hell no, everyone would know. I get up and cropdust the office.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad:
My boss does this and thinks we don't know it's him.
But, OP how about a small fan directed back at her cube??
Her fan is blowing my way. I don't have any more plugs available for a fan, I would blow a circuit somehow. Ghetto wiring, lol.0
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