A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig.

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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    I have lost an average human leg and human brain...

    I would like to upgrade that human brain for a 2 year old...

    I sound so cannibalistic
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    I've lost a 5'11" fashion model so far.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

    And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".

    FIFY


    "but I don't mind serving your friend".

    (Get it? Mind, brain?)
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
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    :laugh: :flowerforyou: thanks for sharing:drinker:
  • LisaUlrey
    LisaUlrey Posts: 136 Member
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    I lost a mid-size microwave
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    I have lost more than a 2 year old.
  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
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    I have lost.......
    4 - Chihuahuas
    3 - Ostrich eggs
    2 - Human brains
    and a rack of baby back ribs...! :D

    I had a little too much fun and wanted to somehow incorporate a partridge in a pear tree - but I have a loooong way to get there! LOL

    40lbs and counting!
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
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    I've lost a human head

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