i GOT CONFUESED....also

MyChocolateDiet

I didn't dream about wavy Lays. But I did dream about BBQ Lays. And Black Butte Porter. I was swimming the the porter, and the Lays were my floatation device...and I was eating them. But since it was beer, and my floatation device was a giant, salty chip, I just drank the beer and didn't die.

I woke up because I had to pee. Must have been the all the beer I drank in the dream world. Which is actually a real world. We just don't get fat from the food we eat in Dream World.

And yet, it still makes us pee? Isnt' that how we know a dream was real? Have the movies taught us nothing?

nutmegoreo

1) I woke up to a super sensual romantic dream involving Mark Cuban, 7layer dip, and wavy lays.

2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)

Any answers to any of this will be greatly appreciated.

This is especially of great concern to me since my feelings after the dream have not waned and I am fairly certain if I ever run into him he may, like many men be partial to women who are at least half human if not as my husband insists on... ALL woman!

ETA: As I tend to carry my post dream emotions for quite awhile after any dream may I warn you that if any of you choose to post pictures of Mr. Cuban they'd better be tasteful and positive.

Sounds to me like you are h0rny and going through an identity crisis. Although being 14.9% person would be congruent with the current standards of Hollywood beauty.

Carry on!

MyChocolateDiet

1) I woke up to a super sensual romantic dream involving Mark Cuban, 7layer dip, and wavy lays.

2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)

Any answers to any of this will be greatly appreciated.

This is especially of great concern to me since my feelings after the dream have not waned and I am fairly certain if I ever run into him he may, like many men be partial to women who are at least half human if not as my husband insists on... ALL woman!

ETA: As I tend to carry my post dream emotions for quite awhile after any dream may I warn you that if any of you choose to post pictures of Mr. Cuban they'd better be tasteful and positive.

Sounds to me like you are h0rny and going through an identity crisis. Although being 14.9% person would be congruent with the current standards of Hollywood beauty.

Carry on!

What did you mean to imply with the big O in the middle of your word? Also I do know the other word that rhymes with sensual and has an X in it and decided not to use it as it did not apply to the dreams contents. If something straight out graphic had happened with Mr. Cuban I would have interpreted it that way too. As it stands I'm still confused. And crushing.

MyChocolateDiet

OMG how sad I really didn't want this thread to go crickets on me. Was it the cuban? or the maths?

Sorry, MyChocolateDiet, I only read your posts to try to understand why there's a woman grabbing her breasts in your tracker. Is it because you want to lose weight but hold on to your boobs, as in not lose them to weight loss? Or do you just like boobies?

Also, boobs.

It's to remind myself to support myself. Also, boobs.

this is the kind of support on MFP that i do approve of. FYI.

so we really ARE all here for the same thing.

nutmegoreo

You have a problem with the big O?

MyChocolateDiet

You have a problem with the big O?

I don't think anyone has a problem with that.

OriginalKatie

BMI is not a percentage. It's just a number which indicates your body mass and how this rates according to how you should be at your height.

1longroad

I am deployed and had a "nightmare" I was ambushed by the taliban and I was really upset because I didnt have the chance to tell my wife and 3 kids good bye.

First off, thank you for your service to our country, I know the sacrafice you and your family are making!!

Next, I am SO happy that was a nightmare and not reality!!!!

nutmegoreo

1) I woke up to a super sensual romantic dream involving Mark Cuban, 7layer dip, and wavy lays.

2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)

Any answers to any of this will be greatly appreciated.

This is especially of great concern to me since my feelings after the dream have not waned and I am fairly certain if I ever run into him he may, like many men be partial to women who are at least half human if not as my husband insists on... ALL woman!

ETA: As I tend to carry my post dream emotions for quite awhile after any dream may I warn you that if any of you choose to post pictures of Mr. Cuban they'd better be tasteful and positive.

Sounds to me like you are h0rny and going through an identity crisis. Although being 14.9% person would be congruent with the current standards of Hollywood beauty.

Carry on!

What did you mean to imply with the big O in the middle of your word? Also I do know the other word that rhymes with sensual and has an X in it and decided not to use it as it did not apply to the dreams contents. If something straight out graphic had happened with Mr. Cuban I would have interpreted it that way too. As it stands I'm still confused. And crushing.

Was he rolled in the 7 layer dip, then in the lays? Cause that's how I like my men. Totally hawt!

MrsFowler1069

Were the Lays chocolate covered?

Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES

.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."

Your dream just got so much better :laugh:

Indeed.

MyChocolateDiet

BMI is not a percentage. It's just a number which indicates your body mass and how this rates according to how you should be at your height.

a number that indicates what then? if not a percentage? what does it means?

MrsFowler1069

BMI is not a percentage. It's just a number which indicates your body mass and how this rates according to how you should be at your height.

a number that indicates what then? if not a percentage? what does it means?

More maths:

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/index.html#Interpreted

Doesn't he look a bit like Jay Leno?

MyChocolateDiet

BMI is not a percentage. It's just a number which indicates your body mass and how this rates according to how you should be at your height.

a number that indicates what then? if not a percentage? what does it means?

More maths:

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/index.html#Interpreted

Doesn't he look a bit like Jay Leno?

WTF are you tryna do to me. I don't wanna have a Jay Leno dream tonight? If I do I'm coming after YOU.

MyChocolateDiet

meanwhile what kind of wine goes with 7 layer dip cos all i have is chardonnay?

MyChocolateDiet

I still don't get BMI. so am i buff or what?

MyChocolateDiet

i guess it means i'm either buff or fat? how is that helpful?

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/index.html#Interpreted

TeamDale54

Uh, you are 100% a person. The scale is just giving you facts about your person.

brower47

I want to hear more about 1.

I had a sensual dream about Zeus the other day. Which my son woke me up from... :grumble:

The rest can wait until we iron out these details.

MyChocolateDiet

I want to hear more about 1.

I had a sensual dream about Zeus the other day. Which my son woke me up from... :grumble:

The rest can wait until we iron out these details.

Well in this dream. Mark was my Zeus. I couldn't wait to jump into his lap.

Alluminati

you are such a crack head :laugh: